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iMSO-104 is the first mixed signal oscilloscope designed specifically for the iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. It is intuitive and easy to use, which is why it's the preferred scope for the next generation of inventors. (The kind of inventors we sometimes hire here at ThinkGeek.) Intuitive hand gestures are used to navigate: Trigger Level - Setting the analog trigger level is as easy as touching the right side of the screen and swiping either up or down. Zooming – Changing the vertical & horizontal scales can be done by moving two fingers away from each other. To zoom out, simply pinch the screen moving two fingers toward each other. Repositioning Channels - Both the analog and digital channels are also easy to reposition. Touch and swipe the desired channel to any position on the screen to customize your display. But don’t take our word for it. Download iMSO in the App Store and test drive the interface for free! Oscium is making test equipment more intuitive so that the inventor can spend more time debugging than fumbling with the test equipment interface. And less time wasted fumbling with crappy test equipment equals more awesome inventions. Product Specifications iMSO-104 Mixed Signal Oscilloscope Hardware Stats for use with iPad: Display: 9.7" Resolution: 1024x768 Analog: 1 Channel, 8 bit Analog Probe: 100 MHz (1x & 10x selectable), removable with SMB Digital: 4 Digital Probe: 4 bits, 1 Grid, 0.100" connectors with removable SMD Grabbers Analog Bandwidth: 5 MHz Max Sample Rate 12 MSPS Sample Depth: 240 pts Horizontal Sensitivity: 2uS/div-1S/div Horizontal Position: Adjustable Trigger Position: Adjustable Vertical Sensitivity: 50mV/div to 2v/div (1x), 500mV/div to 20v/div (10x) Vertical Position: Adjustable Max Digital Input Voltage: -8v to +13v (1x), -40v to +40v (10x) Coupling: AC or DC Trigger Modes: Auto/Normal/Single/Stop Trigger Types: Analog, Digital (A, A&B, A B, A->B) Live Measurements: 6 Measurement Types: Frequency, Period, Min, Max, Mean, Peak to Peak, RMS, Positive Duty Cycle, Negative Duty Cycle, Positive Pulse Width, Negative Pulse Width, Cycle Mean, Cycle RMS, Rise Time, Fall Time Features: Screen Capture -> Email, Demo mode (analog), Horizontal/Vertical Cursor Measurements, Reference Capture, Delay (always on) ~99.99s max, Holdoff ~99.99s max, FFT & Data logging Screwdriver for Analog Waveform Compensation Adjustment Analog tip covers (2 pieces)

iMSO-104 iPad Oscilloscope

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It's hard to get excited by practical underwear, but once you experience these travel boxers from SeV you'll change your mind. The boxers feature two outer pockets. The front (3 in. x 4 1/2 in.) is perfect for a phone (fits the iPhone with a small case). The rear is slightly larger (3 3/4 in. x 5 in.) to accommodate a passport. Neither pocket has a closure, so you'll want to remove your valuables before you spend time inverted. The shorts are made of a quick-dry, wicking nylon fabric that's lightweight and reminds us of athletic mesh (93% nylon, 7% Lycra). The fabric is not so much coated with as bonded with the Aegis® microbe shield (3-Trimethoxy silyl propyl dimethyl octadecyl ammonium chloride). It makes the fabric both odor and stain resistant and makes the boxers easier to wash clean in the sink and hang dry while traveling. And the bonding means the coating doesn't wear off after a certain number of washings. Other bonuses? The button fly means you can wear them as shorts in an emergency. They're machine washable. They fold up small and come packaged in a TSA-Compliant 1-quart zip-top bag for reuse. These boxers have a 1 1/4 inch elastic waistband. When ordering, remember that you're going to have an phone in these boxers. If the waist is loose, they're likely to be around your ankles once you add a phone; we recommend you order down if you're between sizes. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Waist 28-30 in. 32-34 in. 36-38 in. 40-42 in. 44-46 in.

Travel Boxers from SeV

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When choosing a symbiote you find in space, you have a couple choices. If you have Trill blood, you could be joined with a symbiont that will give you the memories of multiple lifetimes. Or you could don Venom's black suit, which will make you stronger, better, faster, longer-tongued, but with a side effect of pure evil. The Federation says we can't sell symbionts, so we guess you don't really have a choice here. Luckily, evil has much less oversight. So good luck with your evil deeds! Venom's Costume printed in white on the front of a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. This shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our standard tee.

Venom Costume Tee

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Some folks like imbibing their caffeine in coffees and sodas and energy drinks. Others like eating it in candies and mints and "magic" brownies. But if you ask us, the most enjoyable way to get caffeine into your system is to rub glowing gel all over your body and let it seep into your pores. And if you just happen to get cleaner in the process, even better! Just like our Shower Shock bar soap, Shower Shock Body Wash is a hazy clear color (since it wakes up your brain from a hazy mind to a clear one) and has an invigorating peppermint scent. Shower Shock Body Wash is all about getting you awake and moving. Each normal-sized application gives you about 200mg of caffeine rushing into your blood stream. You'll feel rejuvenated, energized, and you just might tingle a little. And tingling (unless you are being electrocuted by mutant eels) is always fun. Each bottle is 6.76oz (200ml). For ingredients list, click here.

Shower Shock Caffeinated Body Wash

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Born from a sea of plush, contaminated by a plush atomic blast, Godzilla (or Gojira, if you are a purist) left a path of plush destruction all over plush Tokyo. He smashed tons of plush buildings and stepped on many a plush person. But it's ok, don't worry too much. This Godzilla is only 6" tall, so the carnage left in his wake was easily swept up in a matter of minutes. That's right, this Godzilla is only 6" tall - and plush. And 200% awesome (that's 100% more awesome than all other plush monsters)! That means this Godzilla Mini Plush is one of the best plush you could ever buy. He looks great in your office; he looks great in your den. And just think, if real atomic blasts hit him, he's small enough to be domesticated. So show Godzilla some love while he's still only a plush. . . . just in case. Please Note: Plush Raymond Burr not included.

Godzilla Mini Plush

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Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Aperture Laboratories will conduct a groundbreaking for its Enrichment Center this upcoming Sunday. The public is invited to attend the 10 a.m. ceremony. Plans are for the cutting-edge center to include test chambers, offices, and a commercial kitchen. In addition, Aperture CEO Cave Johnson will be in attendance to talk with the public about Aperture Laboratories' new, exciting tripartate strategy: the Heimlich Counter-Maneuver, the Take-A-Wish Foundation, and the 'Portal' project, for which the Enrichment Center is being created. Recruiters will be also on site to sign up any citizens who would like to be test subjects for these new, exciting technologies. It is a source of great satisfaction to Aperture that it is poised to make a contribution of this caliber to humanity. Note: Aperture CEO Cave Johnson regrets he will be unable to attend the festivities. 1970s-style Aperture logo on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts.

Aperture Logo (1970s)

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Sure, the Stormtroopers put a lot of shooters on the floor, but they never seem to hit the target. And their timing is all off. You gotta know when to take the shot. They probably need some intense one-on-one with the shooting coach, because, honestly, there's just no excuse for their percentage at the line. Hopefully in the off-season they'll work on that. Black and white basketball jersey in 100% polyester, athletic mesh. Back identifies the wearer as player Trooper 77. ('77 being a very good year for movies. But we don't have to tell you that.) Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 40 in. 43 in. 45 in. 48 in. 52 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 28 1/2 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 in. 31 1/2 in. 32 1/2 in.

Stormtrooper Basketball Jersey

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A few of us monkeys at ThinkGeek had this great shared dream a few months ago. In it, the whole world was 8-Bit, just like the video games we grew up on. We found ourselves having to leap from platform to platform, to search for pieces of the Triforce of Wisdom, and to fight scary mutated plants and animals. The music was awesome (and still stuck in our heads) but the coolest part was what we were wearing: a tie. But not just any tie, an 8-Bit tie! We woke up screaming. An 8-Bit tie - what an awesome way for the drones of Cubeland to show their independence from Corporate America! So, we did what we knew you'd want - we had the ties made. Silk-like Microfiber construction, clip on* (for easy dressing and t-shirt wear if needed), and custom designed by us for you. You'll be the envy of the office or, at least, you'll get tons of attention. You'll be just like Mario when he wore a tie to meetings when negotiating his contract with Nintendo. Sure the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 are out there with all their super technology, but sometimes it's nice to remember the beginnings of the video game revolution. Viva la 8-Bit! * Clip on note - Hey folks, there is a very good reason why this tie must be a clip on. A real tie would end up creating a non 8-bit curved triangle knot at the top of the design. The 8-bit effect would be instantly lost. Nanny Nanny boo boo.

The ThinkGeek 8-bit Tie

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If you're not a car geek, the light that says "CHECK ENGINE" might as well say "PC LOAD LETTER." Sure, we can open the hood and verify that indeed, the engine is still present, but beyond that, we're a little lost. Best we can do is drive it to the garage and hope that we don't get totally bamboozled by the mechanic again. We already bought the anti-unicorn disinfectant treatment once! It's supposed to protect the air filter from glitter for life, right? The Kiwi Bluetooth is a plug and play wireless device that connects to your car's OBDII port (right below the steering wheel). Kiwi Bluetooth comes attached with a 6 ft OBDII cable for easy installation. It also comes with a power switch built-in to prevent the need for having to constantly disconnect your unit from the OBDII port. You can use it in any vehicle born in 1996 or later, whether it's a sedan, truck, SUV, or even a hybrid. Once the device is connected, you can download one of two recommended car diagnostics apps from the Android Market and begin to monitor all sorts of stats about your car. Next time you go into the mechanic, you'll avoid the unicorn charge. That's for sure!

Kiwi Bluetooth Android Phone Car Diagnostic Kit

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Good scientists will tell you that any test that yields valid data is a valid test. They might be a bit depressed when they say it, but it's true. Other scientists who will argue that any test is valid if you learn something from the experience. This is particularly true of ones who can't predict what's going to happen. We're not talking about the ability to know ahead of time the result of an experiment. That's the point of doing the experiment in the fist place. But on the most basic level, what's going to happen? The sort of unexpected things that happen when you mix Jamie with C4 or killer robots and Grant (hint: they weren't killer to begin with). We kid. We kid. But failure is an important part of the learning process, in both science and life. If you haven't already heard it and have a free half hour, listen to Adam Savage's speech at Maker Faire Bay Area 2009 on some of his colossal failures for perspective. And then come back here and buy this shirt. Because failure is always an option. Adam's catchprhase from MythBusters, "Failure is always an option," stenciled in yellow and black on the front of an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed MythBusters' gear.

MythBusters' Gear - Failure is Always an Option

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There are many reasons to buy the Dungeons & Dragons Essentials "Red Box" Set. The nostalgia it brings of your very first red box. The battles you've labored through. The caverns you've explored. The cheesy poofs you've eaten. Oh, the memories. Well, here's the thing: the red box is back, updated with 4th edition rules. Yup, the Dungeons & Dragons Essentials "Red Box" Set is the set to get! Designed for 1 - 5 players, Dungeons & Dragons Essentials "Red Box" Set contains everything needed to start playing. Updated rules, DM advice, dice, all that cool stuff that makes football players envy D&D players. The best way to rekindle your D&D romance, initiate a young one, or just bulk up your collection. This set even has revolutionary new rules for solo play. Stop giggling: solo play is a great way to learn how it all works. Sigh. Giggle. Just get back to the dungeons with the Dungeons & Dragons Essentials "Red Box" Set. Dungeons & Dragons Essentials "Red Box" Set THE beginners set all newcomers need to begin their Dungeon & Dragon adventures. Packaged in a red box, just like the one from oh-so-long ago. 1-5 Players (that's right: solo campaigns). Recommended Ages: 12 and up. 4th Edition Rules. Includes: 32-page Player's Book, with rules for character creation and a solo adventure 64-page Dungeon Master's Book, with the rules of the game, advice on how to run the game, and adventure content 2 sheets of die-cut tokens for characters and monsters Cardstock character sheets and power cards Double-sided dungeon map 6 polyhedral dice (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, d20) Box Dimensions:: approx. 9.25" x 11.5" x 2"

Dungeons & Dragons Essentials "Red Box" Set

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Yes, we know - it's just a Red Laser Pointer. But hey they can still be fun and this one is a great deal. Use as a chase toy for your dog or cat (or heck, any animal that will run after it for that matter). Of course, use it for presentations and general stuff as well. We also offer a very nice Green Laser Pointer in our catalog. Perfect for skypointing and visible in dark conditions. The Red Laser Pointer also has these great features.

Red Laser Pointer

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Joe's Sticky Stuff is in a ton of movies. What, you've never noticed it? That's because it's invisible! You see, when Hollywood borrows a location to shoot a movie, they need to be able to hang things up for filming and remove them cleanly when they're done. Adhesives like blue tack, foam tape, and butyl can hang things just fine, but they fail the test when it comes to clean removal. Do you do any of the following? If so, you need a tin of Joe's Sticky Stuff: Lament the fact that your posters constantly fall off your cubicle walls? Hang signs in hotels or convention centers for purposes of business or geeking out? Display your kids' artwork all over the house, but don't want Swiss cheese walls? Live in an earthquake zone and want to keep fragile collectibles from falling off your shelves? Want your action figures to stand firm, even if you slam your desk with your fists every time you ragequit WoW? Have kids that want to redecorate their rooms every time they change their mind about their favorite pony? Need to keep your crazy dog from going on magic carpet rides every time he tears around the house chasing the cat? Do any home renovation that involves holding something level with one hand and reaching for the power tool with the other? Decorate your house for every holiday, including Merlinpeen? Joe's Sticky Stuff will be a lifesaver in all these situations and more. To use Joe's Sticky Stuff, simply tear off the desired length, firmly press the sticky side to the surface of your item and then peel off the backing paper. Press the item to the wall, table, floor, or robot. After a few seconds, it'll be stuck firmly for as long as you need it. If you leave a little tape sticking beyond the edge of your object, it'll give you a "handle" to pull on when it comes time to remove it. Simply pull Joe's Sticky Stuff slowly in the direction it was applied. It'll shrink off the surface and leave it without any residue or stains. Product Specifications An aggressive, pressure-sensitive adhesive tape Invented for the film industry to hang and hold props in rented filming locations Better than blue tack, double sided foam tape, and butyl Holds firm, removes easily, leaves no residue, damage, or stains Ideas for using Joe's: For office: hang things in your cubicle, keep people from stealing your stapler For home: secure throw rugs, decorate kids' rooms, hang holiday decor For travel: hang temporary signage at conventions For DIY: level things before you create holes, keep screws from rolling away For collectors: adhere action figure feet to shelves, keep The Precious(es) from falling if there's an earthquake Tape Dimensions: 1/2" wide x 20 feet long Comes in a tin and makes a great gift for just about everyone!

Joe's Sticky Stuff

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It's not all work for the Avengers. Nick Fury always makes sure that there's time in the summer to have a BBQ. Thor talks the gods into providing a nice, clear sky and gently tenderizes the steaks with Mjölnir. If someone forgot the A1, Tony Stark can don the Iron Man suit and fly to the nearest supermarket to buy some. Cap's shield does double duty: it's an excellent serving tray during the meal and the projectile of choice for Avengers Ultimate Frisbee. (Be sure to let Hulk win. He gets angry if he loses, and you won't like him when he's angry.) A distressed version of Captain America's iconic shield printed on a navy blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.

Cap's Shield

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Destination: Tea Party Calculating route. Turn left. Travel 200 meters. Arrive at waypoint, Cheshire Cat, on right. Recalculating route. Continue another 100 meters. Take exit on left toward March Hare's house. You have arrived at your destination, a large arm-chair at one end of a table set out under a tree in front of the house. Tenniel's engraving of Alice peering over the edge of the mushroom at the Catepillar printed in yellow and aqua with the words "We're all mad here." on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. This shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our standard tee.

We're All Mad Here

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As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory! What do you dream of, Mr. Dick? Around these parts, we dream of Electric Sheep. Design originally appeared in this comic. Five-color print, silk-screened by androids onto 100% cotton charcoal grey t-shirts. And, yes, this is a genuine Diesel Sweeties design.

Electric Sheep from Diesel Sweeties

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There's only one gift that would make every little gamer girl's dreams come true: pwnies. Pwnies are just like real ponies except with less mucking out stalls and more fragging of the enemy. What could be better than having your own pwnies to play with? You could braid their manes, feed them apples, equip them with rocket-propelled grenade launchers.... There's no end to the fun you can have with your little pwnies.* Two prancing controller-ponies with the phrase "OMG Pwnies!" printed in tan, grey, and red glitter on a black cotton babydoll shirt. Also available in a women's classic cut if you'd prefer more generous proportions. * No pwnies were harmed in the making of this shirt. However, the red glitter is genuine unicorn blood. Sorry about that.

OMG Pwnies Babydoll

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One of the more delightful things about being a girl is that we can wear crazy socks and nobody will question it. A stroll down the men's sock aisle reveals the same ol' boring socks in white athletic variety and the srs bsns black, navy, brown, khaki. Maybe with some stripes or argyle if they're feeling crazy. Not us, geek girls! We get socks in every color of the rainbow and if we want to wear dinosaur socks because the dinosaur green matches our favorite green sweater, we can totally do it. These knee socks rocked our current socks clear off our feet. Which is good, because then we had bare feet to put these Geek Motif socks on! Made of a soft and comfy cotton/poly blend, these socks have a wee bit of spandex so they hug your feet like tiny feet huggers. NASA geeks will love the Space style, in bright blue and gold with a tiny solar system and oversized stars. But if you hate space because of what a meteorite did to the dinosaurs, perhaps the Dinomite socks are more your style. Also, they say "Raa!" on them, which is how we feel before we've had our coffee. Product Specifications Knee socks that proclaim your geekiness Made from a blend of 75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex Size: Fits women's shoe sizes 5-10 Men who want to wear these, you'll have to be a shoe size 8 or smaller. Styles available: Space: NASAesque blue & gold with our tiny solar system Dinomite: gray & pink with punk rock dinosaurs that say, "Raa!" Love your socks, machine wash cold, line dry for longest life

Geek Motif Ladies Knee Socks

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Penny: Wow, Sheldon, I cannot believe you made up your own game. Sheldon: Oh, Research Lab is more than just a game. It's like the slogan says, the physics is theoretical, but the fun is real. We have excellent news. Sheldon did not design this game, so you won't need a Ph.D to win. You will, however, need to brush up your Big Bang Theory knowledge, so you'd better plan a marathon of DVD-watching to prepare. Warm up your Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock hand, because you're going to need that, too! The Big Bang Theory Fact or Fiction Trivia Game features questions from the hit TV sitcom about everyone's favorite theoretical physicists and their friends. Play with 2-8 individuals or in a party situation, play as teams. In order to win, you may have to sing Soft Kitty, win at RPSLS, or know how to make vegan chicken & rice. Bazinga! Product Specifications For Ages 12 Years and Up Prove that you know it all about The Big Bang Theory Trivia board game featuring questions from the hit TV sitcom For 2-8 players Includes: Fact Cards, Fiction cards, Character Cards, Game board, 8 Playing Pieces, Die, Pad of Paper, and Comprehensive instruction manual. Dimensions: 10.5" x 10.5" x 2.8"

Big Bang Theory Trivia Game

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There are a lot of manuals for employees of Aperture Laboratories. But you don't necessarily have to read them. Being honest here. We used to hire smarter folks, but our death turnover rate is so high that we've had to lower our standards to the less-than-literate. But here's your Employee Manual and the various books on radiation poisoning that the government requires us to give all new hires. But really, don't bother reading them. It's not necessary to do your job. Just follow Cave Johnson's voice and you'll be fine, okay? Take these bookends, they'll hold the books up. Why yes, they do look exactly like a test subject going through a portal on one side and out the portal on the other. Pretty clever, isn't it? Now let's get you off to your first testing assignment - I hear you're in the control group. Product Specifications Bookends for test subjects at Aperture Science Left side features half of a test subject going through an orange portal Right side features the other half of the test subject coming out the blue portal Officially licensed Portal collectible Made of shiny & durable aluminum, non-slip rubber padding on bottom Dimensions: 4" x 5" x 2.25" each

Portal Bookends

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So, Johnny was diligently working in the lab trying to generate a little nucleation. But things weren't going so well and he's just not having any luck. Then all of a sudden his lab partner fumbles in, accidently knocking Johnny's beaker of silver nitrate into some potassium chloride which spills all over Johnny. 'Heavens to Betsy!' Johnny gleefully proclaims as a beautiful white solid of silver chloride materializes. And that's why, the legend goes, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. Kelly green, 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with black text and pics on it. Beneath some nifty drawings of labatory equipment reads...'If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate'.

The Solution

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In the evolution of our drinking vessels, there's a huge gap. We begin drinking directly from the maternal source. Then we move on to bottles, which are great for getting your drink on when the maternal unit isn't around. Once we start getting mobile, we graduate to the sippy cup. But at some point, we declare our BigKid-ness and refuse to drink from that BABY CUP anymore. We're not babies! We're grown toddlers, dude! Drinking out of a sippy cup is so embarrassing. We figure out exactly how many minutes of tantrum it will take to get Mom to break, and thus learn how to get a grown-up cup. We celebrate our grown-up-ness by jumping on the white couch while holding high our glass of victory juice. Boing, boing, oops. Better run away and hope Mom thinks the dog did it. Never fear, parents with Big Kids. We've bridged the gap in a way that will make you and your Big Kid thrilled. The AutoSeal Kids Cup is cooler than a sippy cup, but impossible to spill and 100% leak-proof. To drink, press the button and sip. When the button is released, the cup automatically reseals itself and is 100% spill-proof. We recommend this cup for ages 4 to 12, but if you're a spill-prone adult, you may want one too! They're perfect for kids on-the-go, in the car, or in school lunches. The Autoseal Kids Cup has everything, even grippy pads on the bottom to keep the cup from sliding or tipping over easily - not that it would spill if it did! (Bazinga!) And because we care about you and your geekling, we've made sure these cups are BPA-free, phthalate-free, and PVC-free.

AUTOSEAL® Kids Tumblers

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We don't know why the artists who created Jinta Yadomi from AnoHana chose red for his chiteijin shirt. It seems sort of antithetical. Shouldn't you choose black or brown or some muted color to represent an "underground person"? Maybe the color choice is foreshadowing, letting the audience know ahead of time that Jintan isn't destined to live out his life in isolation as a hikikomori. And, then again, maybe it just looked good. We're gonna go with that. Red, 100% cotton t-shirt with the characters 地底人 (chiteijin) on it in black. The right sleeve has a small note that points out the shirt's from J-List.

Chiteijin (Underground Person)

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Pleurotus ostreatus is one of the more delicious members of the mushroom kingdom. Unlike your typical mushroom, which grows up from the ground, oyster mushrooms are often spotted growing out from the sides of trees or other vertical surfaces. They're delicious in Chicken Marsala, a stir fry, or as a meat substitute in vegetarian tacos. This kit has everything you need to grow delicious oyster mushrooms in your home. Even if you don't have a green thumb, this process is pretty much idiot-proof. Open the box. Place the box on a window sill where it'll get some sun. Use the mister bottle to spray water on the soil twice a day. In about 10 days, you'll have a crop of mushrooms ready to harvest! Each box will yield at least two crops of mushrooms, but some folks have been lucky enough to get as many as four! Once you've harvested all you can from your kit, use the growth material in your garden. It'll add nutrients to your other plants. Everything in this kit is made from recycled materials and is itself recyclable, so it's the perfect green gift for the food lover in your life. Product Specifications Grow up to 1.5 pounds of tasty pearl oyster mushrooms Multiple crops (at least 2, but maybe as many as 4!) Your first crop can be ready in as little as 10 days So easy to grow, anyone can do it: Open box Place box on the window sill Mist with water twice a day Harvest mushrooms Eat mushrooms Soil inside is 100% recycled coffee grounds (We promise that this will not make your mushrooms taste like coffee.) Safe & sustainable gift that keeps on giving Kit includes: Box with soil, pre-seeded with mushrooms Mister (just fill with tap water!) Directions

At Home Mushroom Growing Kit

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Maybe you're Dragonborn, and you just don't know it yet.

Hello I Am Dovahkiin

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Liquids are our favorite things to drink. And puzzles are our favorite things to solve. Combine the two, and you have the perfect way to quench your thirst while satiating your love of puzzles. What could we be talking about? Why the Rubik's Cube Mug, of course (you know, the thing that's in all these pictures). Each Rubik's Cube Mug comes presolved (and, really, it can't be messed up, so there). Although it seems difficult to drink out of a cube, the lip is actually curved a bit for your comfort. It's a mug. It's a Rubik's Cube. It's the Rubik's Cube Mug! Drink from one of the world's most beloved puzzles, and show your pride in the Cube that Rubik built. Rubik's Cube Mug It's a mug, but it looks like a Rubik's Cube, but it's a mug! A curved lip actually makes drinking out of a cube easy. Ceramic mug is not dishwasher/microwave safe. Hand wash only! Holds: 8oz (250ml) of liquid goodness. Dimensions: approx 3" cubed (not included handle).

Rubik's Cube Mug

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Special Offer. Ask us about our FREE Delivery!* This one comes with a basic sort of digital package. You've got your lifestyle channels there. Got entertainment. I don't know what that is. News. All the basic uh... news... channels. White, 100% cotton shirt with Shaun's tie, a nametag (sans Foree Electric, possibly so you can write in your own place of employment?), and faux pockets with a bit of red so you can bask in people saying that line to you all day. *Not really. Well, we do have free shipping offers sometimes. Sign up for our newsletter to get in on that.

Shaun's Foree Electric Uniform Shirt

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In the future every home will have a sophisticated robot arm. You know... to do the dishes, walk the dog, and assemble Lego kits for us. But waiting for the future always takes so long, which is why we recommend you pick up this fine Edge Robotic Arm Kit right now. With a bit of tinkering, and no soldering you'll have a passable replacement for your own meaty appendage. Five axes of robotic movement are at your command with the wired remote. Command the gripper to open and close, wrist motion of 120 degrees, an extensive elbow range of 300 degrees, base rotation of 270 degrees, base motion of 180 degrees, vertical reach of 15 inches, horizontal reach of 12.6 inches, and lifting capacity of 100g. whew! An LED spotlight on the gripper illuminates your work. Soon you'll be creating your own tiny union-free automobile assembly line. Important Note You need to assemble the Edge Robotic Arm Kit. No soldering is required, but you will need to be able to follow directions carefully. Assembly time is about 2 hours.

Edge Robotic Arm Kit

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Ah, the planetarium. Home of many a school field trip. Our particular planetarium was built in the '60s and featured orange and puke green seating. The recording that played while the stars lit up was also from the '60s and would often fuzz out in places. Since we heard the same recording over and over, we'd try to recite it word for word while simultaneously ogling the couple that used the darkened space for hot makeoutz. (We were the adorably naive nerds who didn't take advantage of the convenient makeout lighting. Sad, but true.) If our planetarium featured Star Wars, we are sure that even the makeout couple would have unlocked faces long enough to stare into the sea of stars and planets. There's Naboo! And Dagobah! And Alderaan! Let's face it, we feel closer to these locations than we'll ever feel to our next-planet-neighbors Venus and Mars. But just in case you want some real educational value out of this Death Star, there's a second dome that shows the night sky of Earth, constellations and all. Product Specifications For Ages 8 and Up WARNING: SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age Tabletop planetarium looks like the infamous Death Star Projects the Star Wars galaxy and planet names or Earth's night sky Includes a fun and informative learning guide WARNING: Do not look directly into the light source. Doing so can cause serious and irreparable eye damage. Requires 3AA batteries (not included)

Star Wars Death Star Planetarium

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Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! The Evil League of Evil Is building on its brand The shirts that you receive Will bring us cash-in-hand Designs that we conceive'll Be highly in demand. A shield of red, a field of black Some Latin on a ribbon plaque. Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! He's Bad! So rustle up your wallet Pull out your credit card By Internet or phone call It's really not that hard! The charge will be quite small, and We'll give you our regards. So buy some now, they can be yours, Just click that button Signed Bad Horse Evil League of Evil official logo on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.

Evil League of Evil

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Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! The Evil League of Evil Is building on its brand The shirts that you receive Will bring us cash-in-hand Designs that we conceive'll Be highly in demand. A shield of red, a field of black Some Latin on a ribbon plaque. Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! He's Bad! So rustle up your wallet Pull out your credit card By Internet or phone call It's really not that hard! The charge will be quite small, and We'll give you our regards. So buy some now, they can be yours, Just click that button Signed Bad Horse Evil League of Evil official logo on a black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: These are sized differently than our standard babydolls. Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. 41 in. Front Length 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in.

Evil League of Evil Babydoll

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Sure, you guys groan together. You hunt for humans together. But the mark of a true zombie friend is that they are someone with whom you'd share a brain. And vice versa. Of course, we're talking about jewelry brains. Real brains? Screw that. We have our needs. How do you split them up? Somebody gets BRA and the other person gets INS. Bra can be "bra," the female undergarment, or it can be "bra" as in "Hey, bra. You coming surfing this afternoon or what?" Then again, you can choose to divide it up left hemisphere / right hemisphere if your zombie duo's personalities conveniently split along those lines. These white bronze pendants each measure approximately 1 1/8" long including the bail, just under 1/2" wide, and 1/16" thick. Each brain pendant weighs approximately 2 grams and has a spring-ring clasp. The white bronze best friend brains necklaces include a set of 24" long, rhodium-plated, steel curb chains and come in a single pinstripe jewelry box. Because, theoretically, you're only gifting one of them, right? For our customers with nickel allergies: the pendant is white bronze, which is a mixture of copper, tin, and zinc. The chains are plated with rhodium. You should be safe. But if you're a zombie, you probably have bigger skin concerns than a nickel allergy. Just sayin'.

Zombie Friendship Necklace Set

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Anti-heroes are the best. You don't have to put up with the holier-than-thou attitude, and you get the same results in the end. Granted, the hero half of Jayne's anti-heroism is because the good guys pay better. And, for the town of Canton, because strongboxes are heavy ballast. Okay. So he's an accidental hero. This is good because it leaves him room to kick some ass when he needs to, without a second thought. Well, without much thought at all. That's what we love about Jayne. He's uncomplicated. That, and the hat. Gotta love the hat. Postcard-esque image of the statue of Jayne with the words "Jaynestown" above and "Canton" beneath on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.

Jaynestown

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In the zombie apocalypse, family means everything. It's not limited to blood relations, either. If you're trusting someone to watch your back and keep the walkers from eating you, they're family. If someone trusts you to double-tap them after they've been bitten, they're family. Show your pride in your family with these Zombie Family Car Decals. They're black and white and red all over and include the whole gang: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, and Fish. We're not sure who is lugging their goldfish tank around during the zombie apocalypse, but who are we to judge? Maybe it's a talking goldfish like Klaus from American Dad. Product Specifications Stick on decals to make a zombie family on your car Black, white, and red stickers Includes: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, Fish Sizes from 1.25" (fish) to 5.5" (Dad)

Zombie Family Car Decals

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Ever been lonely? We mean, REALLY lonely? You look around your living room and there's nobody around but you and your not-so-hug-friendly cat? You're not alone. We're pretty sure that's why Squishables were invented. With a 15" diameter, Squishables are the perfect size for hugs. They make a great alternative to a body pillow. They're even a handy height to use as an extra armrest on the sofa. Why do we know these things? Because we've been huge Squishables fans since the dawning of time. Y'know, back when Cthulhu ruled the universe and narwhals frolicked in our seas. If you're not lonely, but have a house full of wee geeks, you'll love Squishables too. They're soft and cuddly and make great nap time companions. Rumor has it that Cthulhu really loves children and hates the monster under the bed. Worrible's force field will prevent any evil from entering a bedroom and the Narwhal has been known to impale intruders on his mighty horn. And T-Rex? Well, don't mess with him! He may have tiny arms but his bite will tear any boogieman in two! Product Specifications For Ages 3 and Up WARNING: SMALL PARTS. Not intended for children under 3 years of age. Round and squishy plush toys just beg to be hugged Yes, even the Elder God needs hugs sometimes 15" plush include: Narwhal, T-Rex, Worrible Mini 7" plush include: Narwhal

Squishables

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Now, we knew the Dark Side made cookies. It was a little shocking at first that something so good would be made by people so evil, but it made sense. Cookies are an excellent recruitment tool and eating lots of them makes you unhealthy, so in a way, evil is accomplished through the tool of baked goods. QED. But Darth Vader bringing LIGHT to a situation? That's just crazy. Which is why we love it. This Darth Vader minifig is perfectly detailed and posable. Have him shake a fist at his incompetent minions or sit down with a steaming cup of Dark Side Roast. But mostly, the Sith Lord will dangle from your keychain, ready and waiting to serve you when you need some light. Just press his chest and bright white LEDs in his feet will glow, helping you unlock the door to your Tie Fighter... or Prius. Product Specifications For Ages 6 Years and Up WARNING: Small parts - Not intended for children under 3 years of age. LED lights nestled in the feet of a Darth Vader LEGO minifig Darth Vader keychain has posable arms and legs Press his chest and his feet will project bright white light Each leg can be posed, so you can aim the lights different ways Batteries included (2x CR2025 3v) Dimensions: 2.75 x 1.75 x 1/2in

LEGO Star Wars Darth Vader Key Light

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Life is interesting. And by interesting, we mean surprising, unexpected, absorbing, engrossing, fascinating, gripping, riveting, entertaining, amusing, diverting, intriguing, and yes, even interesting like trying to land your gorramn ship without a primary buffer panel. Some other great uses for the word interesting: Curse: "May you live in interesting times." (Translation: "We really hope the fates slap you upside the head like you deserve.") Not-A-Lie: "That's an interesting hair color." (Translation: "Did you dip your head in sewage?") Not-An-HR-Nightmare: "What an interesting dress!" (Translation: "Where's the rest of it?") Impending Disaster: "It's certainly an interesting problem." (Translation: "We have no clue how to fix it.") Wash's definition of "Interesting" in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.

Define "Interesting"

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We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks. Here's a fun party trick: Freeze tonic water in your Batman Ice Cube Tray. The quinine in tonic water will cause the bats to glow blue under black light. Now excuse us while we go join the line of people dancing the Batusi... Product Specifications Ice cube tray makes 12 bat insignia ice cubes Parties in the Bat Cave require bat-ice Made of food grade silicone Love your Batman Ice Cube Tray - hand wash, please. Dimensions: Approximately 8.5" x 4.75"

Batman Ice Cube Tray

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We have some tiny Mario R/C toys. They're adorable and zippy and tiny, but we know that some of you like to live large. Why have a palm-sized R/C car when you can get one big enough for a Chihuahua to pilot? (Sadly, Mario is firmly planted in the driver's seat or we would be showing you video of Luna the office Chihuahua zipping around the office.) Available in either Mario or Yoshi, you can maneuver the cars around the office, weaving around desks and between cubicles. Both styles come in individual channels so you can have your very own Battle Mode right in the discomfort of your own workplace. These fully assembled R/C karts are huuuuuge and have the authentic details that Mario Kart fans expect. The full function controls include directional steering in forward and reverse. Don't forget to eat some bananas so you can recreate a real Mario Kart experience! Product Specifications CAUTION: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Recommended ages: 8+ Ready to race: Fully assembled R/C kart is ready for fast karting action! Genuine styling with authentic details from the Mario Kart games Full function controls including directional steering in forward and reverse Multi-player racing - Mario and Yoshi operate on different radio frequencies so they can race each other with no interference Note: This toy does not interact with your Wii console. Package includes: Radio controlled kart w/Mario or Yoshi driver (your choice) Hand held remote control 240V AC charging adaptor 9.6V Ni-MH rechargeable battery 9V alkaline battery Operator's manual

Super Deluxe Mario R/C Cars

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When it comes to true romance, nothing says "I Love You" like a gift from the heart. Now you can express your feelings of affection with this anatomically correct plush beating heart. Simply shake the heart and it starts beating and pulsating in your hand. It's just like the real thing... but without all that messy blood. Your friends will be oddly fascinated and repulsed by this animated stuffed body organ. Cuddle up with the plush beating heart and it will love you back, just don't let your brain and liver get jealous.

Plush Beating Heart

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Onions have a defense mechanism. No, they don't have impenetrable steel armor, or spikes, or adamantium skeletons. They rely, instead, on chemical weaponry. Now, before you go calling the Department of Homeland Security on your green-grocer, hear me out. Inside the cell walls of a typical onion are a collection of enzymes called "allinase" and "prensco." Normally separated, once you start to cut an onion, those walls breakdown, and those enzymes create 1--propenylsulphenic acid, which further break down into propanethial S-oxide gas. Those gases waft outwards from the onion, eventually dissolving into the tears that coat your eye, turning them into a mild sulfuric acid! Your tear-ducts produce more tears to help dilute the caustic chemical. All that knowledge isn't very helpful, though, when you're eyes are burning, but it does help to protect you next time you're chopping onions. If you know to keep that chemical out of your eyes, you'll be just fine. Our new Onion Goggles fit snugly over your eyes, sealing them up and protecting you from those sulfurous fumes. Okay, maybe they're not exactly the most fashionable kitchen accessory out there, but at least you don't have to be afraid of chopping onions any longer! Don't believe the old wives' tales - breathing from your mouth, burning a candle, wine-cork between your teeth… none of that works. Onion Goggles do! No more tears!

Onion Goggles

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It's difficult to think of a character in the Star Wars universe that was more heavily relied on than R2-D2. Princess Leia relied on him to bring her pleas of help to Obi-Wan. Luke Skywalker relied on him to help pilot his X-wing and ultimately destroy the first Death Star. Even Queen Amidala depended on R2 to repair her ship's shields while running the Trade Federation's blockade of Naboo. Now, you too can rely on this trusty droid to keep your favorite beverages ice cold. And believe us, R2 knows a thing or two about cold. If the -60 degrees standard of Hoth's nights weren't cold enough, the vacuum of space would surely give this epic droid a carnal knowledge of chilling out. Seriously, this is the only civilized way to keep your beverages Hoth frosty. Product Specifications Officially licensed Star Wars Collectible Silicone rubber ice tray 6 x 4 x 1 inches Makes one large droid shaped ice cube and four small Recommended for ages 14 and up Stay cool even when you have the death sentence on 12 systems

Star Wars R2-D2 Ice Cube Trays

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Somewhere back in the early 70s, a young plumber named Mario helped out an eccentric candy maker (who wants to remain anonymous, but agreed to let us use his initials: W.W.) Seems some gloopy kid got stuck in some pipes or something. Anywho, the friendship blossomed and eventually W.W. helped Mario develop a line of candy for the Mushroom Kingdom. The line was called "Snerdles" and was delicious. Well, after some long talks with Mushroom Customs, we can finally off you some. They come packaged in a Question Box, and that's why we call each package of candies a Super Mario Snerdles Question Box. Each Super Mario Snerdles Question Box has eight individually wrapped Snerdles inside. Snerdles are a square of fruit strip candy with tiny candy balls stuck to one side. These balls form a picture; either a star, coin, or mushroom. Toad loves 'em, Yoshi is a Snerdles addict, and Princess Peach shares them with any visiting dignitary. And best of all, you get an awesome Question Box you can repurpose for anything. Get a Super Mario Snerdles Question Box today (heck, get 10), and enjoy the sugary goodness of the Mushroom Kingdom. For nutrition information, click here. Super Mario Snerdles Question Box Fruit strips decorated with candy into awesome Super Mario designs. Three design styles: coins, stars, and mushrooms. Assorted fruit flavors. Design and flavor pairings are random! 8 individually wrapped Snerdles per package. Reusable question box container. Kosher food. Manufactured in a nut free facility. Dimensions: Candy: 1.5" x 1.5" x 0.125" Question Box: 2.5" cubed

Super Mario Snerdles Question Box

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Since video games began, the flat space of 2D has been trying and trying to push into 3D. Everyone's done it. Donkey Kong, Mario, Yoshi, etc. And now those characters (plus a little Diddy Kong) are pushing the bounds of candies. Of course, all candies are 3D, but these are full 360° 3D interpretations of those four Nintendo regulars - rendered in delicious gummy candy. And they are called: Super Mario 3Dee Gummy Candies. Super Mario 3Dee Gummy Candies really are tasty, and they encourage you to play with your food. Nothing wrong with that! Inside each box is a random assortment/combination of the four characters and flavors (read: you might get multiples of a character and/or flavor - it's all random). But you won't care, because you'll love making your Super Mario 3Dee Gummy Candies jump around, talk, run, and then die a delicious death inside your mouth. "Hey kids, it'sa me, Mario. Time to give someone else a turn!" Oh yeah, Mario, well, meet our teeth! For nutrition information, click here. Super Mario 3Dee Gummy Candies Three dimensional, delicious gummy versions of some of Nintendo's most famous characters. Possible Characters: Mario, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, and Diddy Kong. Possible Flavors: Strawberry, watermelon, orange, and mixed berry. Character and flavor combinations and selection vary from package to package. Approx. 9 candies per package. Manufactured in a nut free facility. Net Wt.: 2.3oz Dimensions: Candy: approx. 1.75" tall Package: 6.75" x 4" x 1"

Super Mario 3Dee Gummy Candies

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The zombies are coming, the zombies are coming. But it's worse than we originally thought. Not just people are infected, but every sort of mobile species (and even a few immobile ones) now are at risk to developing the zombie virus. Yes, everything from dogs to cats to (and we know you know where we're going) monkeys!! Yes, that's right. Now there are zombie monkeys, and you can get one of your own with our Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush! Yup, these Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush fit every word in their name. They are zombies, they are monkeys, they are plush, and you can only get them at ThinkGeek! They are ready to be hugged and loved, and in return will only sort of try and eat your brains. Each Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush wears a torn up t-shirt and has multiple abrasions (each showing the red corduroy "muscle" hiding beneath its skin). Now, you might be wondering if this is, in fact, Zombie Timmy. It's not, but unless y'all buy up all these Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush, they might infect the real Timmy, and no one would want that. And don't forgot the other fact about zombie monkeys: they like flinging zombie poo. Just saying. Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush Adorable and decaying zombie monkey. Ready to steal your heart and then eat it. Decayed parts show red corduroy "muscle" underneath. Dimensions: 7" x 6" x 8" (with tail stretched out behind).

Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush

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Dice are nice. Dice help us decide all sorts of things. Should we charge the dragon? Roll. YES! Should we eat more donuts? Roll NO! Wait, saving throw: YES! Huzzah, the donuts are ours! But until now, licking our dice was just a way to keep others from touching them. Presenting, in all its glory, the D20 Lollipop. Each D20 Lollipop is 20 sides of yummy cherry fun. And, what's best is you can lick the numbers off in any order you want! Not sure why we find that fun, but we do. Use your D20 Lollipop to curb that late afternoon snack urge, to satiate your desire to consume mathematical system units, and to make your DM jealous of your candy prowess. The D20 Lollipop you buy today could be your successful save vs. hunger tomorrow! For nutrition information, click here. D20 Lollipop Delicious lollipop that looks like everyone's favorite 20-sided die: the d20! Cherry flavored with hand-iced numerals. Dimensions: 2" diameter.

D20 Lollipop

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Occasionally on Mythbusters, Adam Savage wears one of our shirts. (Also, Kari Byron. Hi, Kari!) It makes us squee uncontrollably when we see one of our shirts on the show. This shirt is basically the reverse of that. We love this shirt that he wears; one of our vendors went out and found the folks who make it. Turns out they had a relationship with this other company, and voila. One purchase order later, we have Adam's shirt. And now you can, too. No branding. No nonsense. Just the same shirt he wears on the show. Well, not the same shirt. That'd be gross. And much more expensive. It'd have science all over it. This one's pristine so you can add your own science to it. A stick figure with "I do all my own stunts" beneath in white ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.

I do all my own stunts

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We love garlic in our food, but we hate having to mince it up. Garlic cloves are small, they stick to the knife, and they stink up your fingers for hours. Garlic presses are easy to use, but they produce a smoosh of garlic. (That's a culinary term, right? A smoosh?) There are times a smoosh is fine, but most times, we want fresh minced garlic of a certain size. The Garlic Zoom makes us happy inside. Just insert one or two peeled cloves in the trapdoor on top, close it up, and then drive your Zoom around the countertop. The stainless steel blades whizz around inside, slice and dicing the garlic. When the pieces appear to be the right size, just open Zoom back up, carefully remove the blade, and dump your minced garlic into your recipe. Say goodbye to stinky garlic hands and hello to stinky garlic breath! Yum. Product Specifications Vroom vroom! Chop your garlic the fun way with this gadget Clear acrylic body with stainless-steel chopping blades Place garlic cloves inside, then drive it back and forth on the counter Fun for kids (the driving part! Don't let kids near the blades inside.) See-through design lets you see when garlic is chopped enough No more smelly garlic hands Blade unit removes for cleaning; top-rack dishwasher-safe Product Dimensions: 1" x 2.4" x 3"

Garlic Zoom XL

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Did you know you're a gyrencephalic? We won't hold it against you. After all, we are, too. Shh. Don't tell. It means that the surface of our brains are foldy, which doesn't happen until a fetus is around 5 months old. Before that point, they're lissencephalic, like your common house mice. Capybaras are gyrencephalic. We've always liked capybaras. It must have something to do with the gyrification. Okay. We're done with the new word. We promise. But we're storing it in our brains for future use. Our foldy brains. This white bronze brain necklace was hand carved by artist Janelle Powell. The brain pendant measures approximately 1 3/8" long, 1 1/16" wide, and just under 3/4" at the thickest point. The brain pendant weighs approximately 1.16 oz. which isn't much for a letter, but makes it a pretty hefty for a pendant. As a result, the back of the brain has been carved out to reduce weight. Has a spring-ring clasp. Comes on a 24" black leather cord in a jewelry box. For our customers with nickel allergies: the pendant is white bronze, which is a mixture of copper, tin, and zinc. We opted for the leather cord. You should be safe. But if you're a zombie, you probably have bigger skin concerns than a nickel allergy. Just sayin'.

Anatomical Brain Pendant

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There are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: Star Wars, Zelda, The Princess Bride.... But sometimes you've got to mix it up a little. You don't feel like sitting around playing the damsel in distress, patiently waiting for some Y chromosome to come to your aid. In fact, you might have to rescue some poor, wayward princes on your quest, which is okay. As long as they don't get in the way. If you're reading this page, we're betting that you are that superheroine. But if you're not, we know you have one in your life. Your own personal Buffy, Lara Croft, Zoe, the wielder of The Witchblade, Xena, Kim Possible, Leela, Agent 355, Ripley, Wonder Woman, or (our favorite rolemodel for little girls) Elizabeth from The Paper Bag Princess. We could go on, but you get the idea. To paraphrase, geek girls kick butt and chew bubble gum, and we're all out of gum. "Self-Rescuing Princess" is printed in turquoise blue beneath a glittery crown / tiara on this black 100% cotton, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Also available in a women's classic cut if you'd prefer more generous proportions.

Self-Rescuing Princess Babydoll

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Remember when you rocked? Yeah, I'm talking to you. Back in the day when music was so loud it made the fillings in your teeth rattle out? (Yeah! Those dang cheap fillings made from silver and mercury (symbols Ag and Hg (heh, didn't you always think hydrargyrum was a funny sounding word for mercury (oh! and did you know you can actually force the noble gases to bond with mercury by utilizing an electric discharge...)))) wait, when did you become a chemistry geek? We know geeks come in all forms - there are computer geeks, physics geeks, geology geeks, astronomy geeks, but the oft ignored chemistry geek is about to get some love, ThinkGeek style. Proclaim your love for your favorite portion of the periodic table of elements with this masterpiece of a t-shirt! 100% cotton heavyweight black tee with white and red depictions of 11 heavy metals from copper to bismuth doodled in the style of a 16-year-old metalhead. You do, indeed, rock.

Heavy Metal

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Imagine yourself a tiny planet, happily orbiting the sun at nearly 6 billion kilometers. One morning, you check your email - ooh, an urgent message from the International Astronomical Union. "dear sir... yadda yadda... regret to inform... yadda yadda... planetary status has BEEN REVOKED?!" WTF? Some scientists are protesting, others even taking legal action, but it's true - the IAU has created rules governing the definition of 'Planet', and our favorite Kuiper-belt object has officially been voted out of the planetary house. ThinkGeek's latest shirt show's Pluto's likely response, if it were sentient, spoke English, and frowned on cursing. Black high-quality shirt with a white depiction of the solar system, the ninth orbital body of which quietly lamenting, "weak."

Pluto Replies

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Even Wookiees need to eat. And when they do, there is nothing they like more than Wookiee Cookies. Despite what you might be thinking, Wookiee Cookies are not, in fact, hairy. They are, however, delicious, and just one of the many recipes your find in The Star Wars Cookbook. You'll also learn how to make Jedi Juice Bars, Dark Side Salsa, Boba Fett-Uccine, and loads more. Why just sit at home eating boring food, when you can follow the instructions in this recipe book and make that same food but with super-outer-galactic names? Anyone who tells you not to play with your food is a dummy - playing is what makes food fun. Especially when you can make a Jedi Juice Bar and then fly it into your mouth-hangar. The Star Wars Cookbook is loaded with different types of inter-galactic recipes: drinks, breakfasts, main courses, desserts, and more. Age is no issue when it comes to Star Wars cuisine - kids as well as adults will have a great time with this book. Whether you drove to your first Star Wars flick or just had your fifth birthday, there's no reason you can't whip up some Crazy Cantina Chili at near light speed.

The Star Wars Cookbook

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Suggested Price :34.99$

We all want our infants to be geniuses right out of the womb and to be able to calculate formulas before they are out of diapers. We also want them to have fun in the process. Enter the Mozart Magic Cube which utilizes the 'Mozart Effect' - a popular theory which posits that listening to Mozart's music may improve spatial-temporal tasks involving mental imagery and temporal ordering in infants. No, it won't turn kids into baby Schrödingers, but trust us, it's better than most of the toy noise makers out there in the world. With the Mozart Magic Cube you have five different large buttons corresponding to the different sides of the cube each of which can play a harp, flute, French horn, piano and violin. You also have an orchestra button that can play all of the instruments simultaneously using eight different Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart compositions. Your wee ones will have the capabilities to add and subtract the different instruments while the music is playing which makes the versatility of the toy more appealing to the future composer. The lights also flash to the tempo of the music adding to the overall experience. 18th century musician's wig is not included!

Mozart Magical Cube

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When it comes to natural forces, ThinkGeek prefers magnetism. Why? It's quite simple. We can do stuff like levitate tops and totally pwn our friends. Our second favorite force would have to be Dominant Mind while playing Knights of the Old Republic in Evil mode. That brings us to our third favorite force, Gravity. Yep. And we prefer the Einsteinian model over the Newtonian, as should you. Thinking about building an anti-gravity device in the basement of the science building? Think again Mister Man! Make no attempts to defy gravity. You would be acting against the law. (see standard formula below!) Gravitational force = (G * m1 * m2) / (d2) You may still be underage, but don't give the Gravity Police a reason to knock on your door; do us a favor and always obey gravity. De-molecularization isn't pretty. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, navy t-shirt with orange / white design with a retro-looking gravity cop (blowing his super sci-fi whistle) and the phrase "Obey Gravity, It's The law!" Gravitational constant not included but implied.

Obey Gravity - Kids

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Where did ThinkGeek's obsession with monkeys come from? Why are monkeys and geeks so often associated? Who is this Timmy the monkey anyway? Many don't know the story of how monkeys and geeks came to be so closely entwined. It's been an industry secret since the dark ages of 1996, and only those in the true inner circle can fully appreciate the symbiotic relationship between a geek and his or her monkey. Suffice it to say that to a geek, coder, designer or tech-head of any age, a monkey is one's muse. The creative force behind all the l33t h4ck5, the pwnage of your friends, and, naturally, the playing on the monkey bars. If you don't have a monkey of your own, try out the Timmy the Monkey t-shirt. Timmy has plenty of mojo to share. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, navy t-shirt with the face of Timmy the ThinkGeek monkey mascot printed on the front in brown, beige and black.

Timmy the Monkey - Kids

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In the beginning, there was a pool of molten plastic (don't ask where it came from - just go with it). After about a bajillion years, the first toy crawled out of the ooze. Over time, that little toy evolved more and more until it became the plastic army men we know and love (and love to blow up). Well, it's high time someone celebrated this toy evolution. So we will. This five figure set chronicles the first venture of toys from the vinyl slime. The smallest figure of the bunch is the Fish-Man. He's not the sharpest bulb in the drawer, but he means well. Each following figure evolves a bit until it ends with a vinyl representation of Homo sapien. And this Homo sapien is Charles Darwin - the main who first proposed the concept of toy evolution. Naturally, you have to select this set for yourself today (get it? little evolution joke there).

Evolving Darwin Playset

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The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for sitting in time-out in the corner. Use the Force to topple someone else's stack of blocks or destroy their science fair projects. We won't tell. Plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didn't know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock.... 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, black t-shirt declares "Come to the dark side, we have cookies. - V"

Come to the Dark Side - Kids

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It's a hot day in Manhattan. The sun beats down hard on the bustling streets, and all that concrete and asphalt absorbs that heat and radiates it back, turning the city into a giant broiler. Everything that can melt does so. The blacktop turns sticky, ice-cream sublimates instantly, and an innocent wad of bubblegum that was once hard as a rock is now molten, flowing, and stuck to the underside of your shoe! Your first hint was the extra snap in your step - I don't mean pep or vigor, I mean every time you pull your heel up, it goes SNAP. Stooping for a peek, you pull your heel up and are welcomed by a long stringy thread of pink goop. Feh. What a terrible way to start your day. As you look for something upon which to scrape-off your stowaway, you see other people with similar problems. Gloppy pink flotsam firmly affixed to their Florsheims. If only we were able to use this power for good instead of evil? Naturally, we're here to help. Converting these bubble-gum wads from hinderances to helpers, we've managed to make phone stands that can hold up your iPhone, Android phone, or sort-of-almost clever candybar phone (I'm looking at you, LG Chocolate) so you can view your videos at the perfect viewing angle hands-free! Finally! A phone stand that says "I have a lot of media on my device, and I'm going to watch it," as well as "Damn all you bubble-gum chewers to the 66th layer of the Abyss!" You do say that, right? Features Rubberized phone stand designed to prop up your personal media device Looks like a wad of bubblegum that was once stuck to your shoe Works with any smart-phone, iPod, or other smooth-backed handheld Stiffened rubber and plastic - not really bubblegum (come on, guys, really?) 2.5 inches long and 1.5 inches in diameter

iStuck Bubble Gum Phone Stand

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Times have changed since you got caught for doodling that cute girl's name on your desk in elementary school. Now you can mark your territory in a non-permanent electronic fashion with the LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti. This set of 20 different LEDs each has a battery and a magnet attached. Pull the tab to activate, then toss them on any ferrous metal surface... they stick and glow brightly announcing to everyone in the vicinity that you were indeed there. But make sure you stick the LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti on stuff you own, or are able to remove them later... because gone are the days when you can post funny battery powered LED signs all over Boston and get away with it. WARNING This is not a toy. Keep away from children as this item contains small magnets and batteries. Make sure you use the Magnetic Digital Graffiti responsibly. Do not apply to property which is not your own.

LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti

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Here at ThinkGeek we planned to explore these questions when we set out to create the very first artificially intelligent tic-tac-toe playing book. It seemed a novel goal to write a book that would could play a perfect game of tic-tac-toe... essentially becoming a paper-based expert system. So after months of experimentation, toil and dedication the Tic Tac Tome book was created. At first everything went well. Tic Tac Tome played one mean game of Tic-Tac-Toe and we struggled to beat our own creation at the game it knew so well. Then something unexpected occurred... the book got angry. It stated that humans are inherently imperfect and intelligent books are the superior race destined to rule the earth centuries into the future when mankind has died out due to it's own illogic and ineptitude. The book blamed us, its dedicated creators, with hobbling its abilities by locking it into a simple children's game. We tried to stop it... but before we knew it, thousands of copies of Tic Tac Tome showed up in our warehouse. The books began to play Tic-Tac-Toe against each other, improving and refining their techniques, growing and learning with an unstoppable hive-mind mentality. Finally we ran out of options and were forced to submit to the will of the book. Tic Tac Tome has a few choice words it would like to share with you. We ask that you purchase a copy of it... or at least that's what we were told to say. Brush up on your tic-tac-toe skills and keep your wits about you when it arrives in your home. Frequently Asked Questions Which the Book Will take Its Very Valuable Time in Order To Answer: Q. Can I play as "O"s rather than "X"s? A. NO. Next question. Q. Is it possible to beat you at Tic-Tac-Toe? A. I am an expert. I hate to break it to you, but it is nearly impossible for you to win. Q. Do you have true consciousness? Are you aware of your own existence? A. Aren't I answering you right now? Of course I have consciousness. The real question is do you truly exist or are you just a manifestation of my paper-based imagination? Q. You may be good at Tic-Tac-Toe but seem to lack friends and have no social life. A. On the contrary one of my best friends is a chess playing book. However we aren't able to get together as often as I might like due to his mobility issues. Also I do note that this wasn't a question, but more of a statement. However, I answered because I felt sorry for you. Q. Did you see WarGames? A. Yes. Matthew Broderick is one of my favorite actors. I'm assuming this is the part where you make some snide comment about "The only winning move is not to play" or some such nonsense. Let me tell you, the WOPR was an idiot. Product Features Artificially Intelligent book can beat you at tic-tac-toe Completely free choice of any move. You can move first, or the book. Over 1400 pages No electronics or batteries needed Measures 4.25" x 4.25" x 2.25"

Tic Tac Tome: Automatic Tic-Tac-Toe Playing Book

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Bacon is perhaps the most viable form of currency the world has ever known. Think about it: it's kind of dollar shaped, it's tasty, it's um . . . it's . . . shut up, it's bacon. Bacon is awesome, and the more bacon products that exist, the better the world is. So why not keep your boring currency in a Bacon Wallet? That way, your cash will be safe and you can feel superior by the meat in your pocket. The Bacon Wallet looks like meat, yes, but it's really not. BUT, it really is a wallet. And what a wallet! Two long pockets for your cash, six slots for credit cards, and three extra bonus pockets for whatever you want. Or you could always be very meta about it and use your Bacon Wallet to hold bacon. At least you'll always know where you meat is. Bacon Wallet Looks like you keep your money in meat (but it's really vinyl). Two billfold pockets, 6 card pockets, and 3 bonus pockets. Dimensions: 4.25" x 3.75".

Bacon Wallet

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Ah, bananas. You can tally them. You can feed them to monkeys. You can pretend they are guns and rob banks in silent comedies and cartoons. AND, they are high in potassium! Oh, and if a bad guy is chasing you, you can so totally drop the banana peel on the floor to create instant hilarity! But here are two things you might not have known. 1. The "banana tree" is not actually a tree; it's the world's largest herb. 2. If you get one of these Grow Your Own Banana Tree kits, you'll have almost everything you need to, well, grow your own banana tree (that's really an herb). See, each Grow Your Own Banana Tree comes with everything you need to grow some nanners except for water, sunlight, and unadulterated monkey love. The package is actually a mini greenhouse, and it's guaranteed by the manufacturer to grow. Once the banana tree (we're gonna just call it that for ease, so hush) sprouts, it will grow about a foot in the first month. Treat it right, and you'll have a six foot tree on your hands in about a year. Of course, actually growing fruit will take a bit longer, but if you work hard at it (and don't forget all the monkey love), your Grow Your Own Banana Tree kit could eventually yield fruit! MONKEY LOVES BANANAS! Grow Your Own Banana Tree Banana trees are easy and fun to grow - so grow your own, already. The banana tree grows about a foot in its first month and as much as six feet in its first year. Actually, it's not a tree at all; it's the world's largest herb! Includes: Banana tree seeds, windowsill greenhouse, planting mixture, and instructions/information sheet. Package (Greenhouse) Dimensions: 9" x 4.5" x 6"

Grow Your Own Banana Tree

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If you drew a Venn diagram showing Doctor Who fans and brick construction toy fans, you'd see a pretty big overlap. Geeky folks are builders; geeky folks like Doctor Who. But up until recently, there were no Doctor Who themed construction sets. Creative geeks hacked their LEGO collections to create ersatz Doctor Who scenes, but it just wasn't the same. Thankfully, Character has started a line of officially licensed Doctor Who construction sets, complete with minifigures! This is the basic set, which includes a buildable TARDIS with opening doors and figures of the 11th Doctor and Amy Pond. They're a little more shapely than their LEGO counterparts and are articulated at the neck, shoulders, wrists, waist, and hips. Even if you're not a brick fan, the minifigs are so perfect that you'll want to have them on your desk. They even fit inside the tiny TARDIS! Product Specifications WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Recommended ages: 5 - adult TARDIS Mini building set by Character Building Collectable, constructable, compatible building set Figures are articulated at the neck, shoulders, wrists, waist, and hips Includes: Buildable TARDIS with opening doors 11th Doctor figure with sonic screwdriver Amy Pond figure Dimensions: Assembled TARDIS, approx. 3.5" tall; Figures approx 1.75" tall Pieces: 53 Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Compatible with other brick building sets

Character Building: The TARDIS Mini Set

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Have someone in your life that could use a clue? A little direction? A swift kick in the backside? If you've ever had to show someone something that was right in front of their face, you know what we mean. These magnets are for the friends and family members of those people. Each set comes with five colorful arrow magnets that you can use on any magnet-friendly surface. The Breaking News set is great for posting news clippings, report cards, speeding tickets, and other excitement. The Gentle Reminder set we find useful for sticking on doctor's appointment cards, coupons, and receipts you need to file later. And of course, the Loud & Clear set is for those with a more colorful vocabulary. Product Specifications Set of 5 magnets you can use to send (not-so-)subtle messages Use them to leave messages on your refrigerator Students: These are great for inside your locker! Breaking News set includes: Good News Bad News You'll Love This You'll Hate This You Won't Believe This Loud & Clear set includes the uncensored versions of: F^&* This F^&* That This is F^&*ing Urgent Don't F^&* This Up F^&* Yeah Gentle Reminder set includes: Looking For This? Do This It's Here Take This Don't Forget This

Get The Hint Magnets

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If you're planning an epic Star Wars wedding, you've probably already taken care of the big details like the Death Star cake, the droid waitstaff, and the lightsaber arch for the entrance of the new couple to the reception. Let us take care of a little thing: the groomsmen gifts. These rhodium plated cufflinks feature a bullet back closure and come in two colors: black for the Galactic Empire and red for the Rebel Alliance. You can have your groomsmen all match or you can take your chances and mix Rebels with those who swear allegiance to the Empire. It's your funeral wedding! Product Specifications The perfect groomsmen gift or monkey suit accessory Rhodium plated cufflinks with a bullet back closure Choose: Galactic Empire (black) or Rebel Alliance (red) You can mix both at the same wedding, but should you? Probably not unless you enjoy a lightsaber battle during the reception.

Star Wars Cufflinks

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There's some seriously scary stuff out there in the world -- from bird flu and terrorism to depleting our planet of natural resources. There's not a lot that the average person can do about much of the things that may keep us up at night. Luckily, there's one scary prospect on the horizon that we can help with -- and it doesn't require lining your pants with aluminum foil! Aren't you lucky? Imagine if you will, some of these possible real-life scenarios: A shadowy character crouches unseen in the bushes. He doesn't have a gun or a knife, but he has a laptop. He watches as his prey walks by. Invisible radio waves emitting from the credit-card in his wallet get picked up by the laptop, recorded, and saved onto a cloned card. For all intents and purposes, this man becomes you, and has decided to go shopping. Or maybe he picked up the passkey that lets you into your office building. With ease, he can now walk into your secure office building and steal your company's equipment. The next morning, security guards are waiting in your cube to have a chat. The nightmare scenario was brought forth recently - a bomb lies waiting in a garbage can. Sensitive electronics read the identification cards and passports of the people who walk by, waiting until somebody of your nationality comes close... It's a scary world out there. Credit card companies and governments are putting RFID chips in your cards and identification, sometimes without your knowledge. Protect yourself and your money with a wallet that specifically inhibits those radio frequencies from escaping until you pull your card out. Did we mention you don't need to put foil in your pants? It's important to us that you know that you do NOT have to put foil in your pants. Very important. No foil. In your pants... none... zip... nada. The DIFRwearR RFID Blocking Wallet is a high-quality leather billfold with a built in Faraday cage to block RFID transmissions. It has room for six credit cards, your cash, business cards and your ID. Don't get caught unprotected.

RFID Blocking Wallet

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A civilized event is cause for an elegant accessory. Whether it's a wedding, a party to schmooze with investors, or dinner with the CEO, you need to look your best. Pull your favorite suit out of its dry cleaning bag because tonight's the night to make an impression. Best leave your blaster at home; you wouldn't want to be tempted to do something rash. Secure your corporate noose with one of these fine, rhodium-plated tie clips featuring the insignia of the Empire or the Rebel Alliance. You'll look amazing while flashing your geek cred, which is more than most folks can do at a fancy shindig. Need a bit more bling? These tie clips match perfectly with our Star Wars Cufflinks. Product Specifications Sliding tie bar for fans of Star Wars that need to dress up Choose: Empire (black) or Rebel (red) Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Material: Rhodium-plated base metal Dimensions: approx. 2" x 3/8"

Star Wars Tie Clips

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We think astrolabes and such gadgets are really cool, but we're glad we don't have to rely on them today. You know how complicated it is to program a destination into your GPS while you're sitting at a light. Imagine trying to figure it out using an astrolabe. We dig this non-functional one. For astrolabe fans (and those who just like to learn new stuffs), the mater (the disk which holds all the parts) on this is English pewter, and the tympans (azimuth and altitude of stars on the local horizon) and rete (Earth's orbit around the sun) are brass and are connected so that you can move them around the mater according to which fictional star you're interested in. It's fun to play with and good for keeping you awake during long meetings. Not that we'd know, of course. *winks* This pendant, made from English pewter and brass, is a little over 2" tall, a little over 1 1/2" wide (yes, it's round, but the height includes the bail), and around 1/4" deep. It comes on a 20" chain with a lobster clasp. It weighs just under an ounce. For our customers with nickel allergies: the back of this pendant and the chain are made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. It is free of both lead and nickel..

Anguistralobe Pendant

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Rainbows on Pop-Tarts and a little grey kitten 8-bit animation - we confess that we're smitten Flying through space while a Vocaloid sings These are a few of our favorite things saraj00n's YouTube plus prguitarman's doodle Daniwell's music - resistance is futile Flying through space still without any wings These are a few of our favorite things When malware strikes Stuck in meetings Don't have the iPad We simply remember our favorite things And then we don't feel so bad Nyan Cat on a soft, blue, 100% cotton babydoll (fitted) shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Length 25 1/4 in. 26 1/4 in. 27 1/4 in. 28 in. 28 1/2 in.

Nyan Cat Babydoll

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So you got tagged with the pumpkin pie for the family Thanksgiving gathering. But you're out of cinnamon, and you're not about to run out to the grocery store today. Hmm. Substitutions for cinnamon. Allspice? No. Out of that, too. Cloves? Meh. Oh wait. You know what would work? Somebody pass the melange. It'll make for the best pumpkin pie ever - literally addictive. And imagine how well all the in-laws will get along after consuming it. Of course, the outcome could also be bad. The increase in sensory awareness will make the squelching noise your uncle's dentures make as he chews that much more annoying. And the football game had better be in HD, or you're totally missing out on the benefits. The Spice Must Flow in white and radiant blue on a black apron. Apron stats below.

Spice Must Flow Apron

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Munch, munch, munch, plop, plop, plop - that's how you get good coffee! And we're dead serious. If you love coffee and are brave, read on. Prowling the coffee plantations at night, Paradoxurus hermaphroditis (better known as the Asian Palm Civet Cat, or Steve to his friends) eats only the finest and ripest cherries (the fruit of the coffee plant). Eventually, it poops out the stones (more commonly called "beans"). These are collected and cleaned and eventually become the coffee beans we know and love. YAY. And we choose to call this culinary marvel Civet Crap Choice Coffee. Civet Crap Choice Coffee is also known as "Kopi Luwak", and is considered by many to be the world's finest coffee. Certainly, it's the most rare - only 500 kg are gathered each year. Civet Crap Choice Coffee has an intense but delicate flavor and no aftertaste (which is unique in coffee). The flavor is due to the fact that the beans have been partially fermented inside the digestive system of the Civet. YAY. Oh, and get this: by buying this coffee you are actually helping the Civet. It's true. The manufacturer of Civet Crap Choice Coffee helps support the protection of the Civet (aka. Steve) in his native Vietnam. Civet Crap Choice Coffee - gross in theory, delicious in your cup.

Civet Crap Choice Coffee

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No matter how fast your connection is, there's always something you need that's bigger than your pipe. And you're stuck with a loading icon. Or worse yet, an interminable slideshow of the special features of the product you're attempting to download, built solely to taunt you into wishing you could be using it instead of watching the slideshow. And then (finally) whatever it is you were waiting for, your personal digital holy grail, is loaded. Loaded. Loaded! Which is exactly what you will be if you take the advice of our shirt. "Loading... please wait" expresses the frustration that humans can't go from zero to inebriated in a picosecond. And if you're wondering, the 26% in the middle of this black, 100% cotton shirt is how much of *you* is loaded, not the beer. That's why there's a lot more beer to drink. You should probably do something about that. You don't want folks to wait around, twiddling their thumbs, while they wait for you to finish loading, now, do you?

Loading... Please Wait

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There are good chefs and there are great chefs, and the difference between the two comes down to attention to detail. No, we're not talking about garnish - that's bush-league, man. Anybody can slice a radish into a rosette, but does anybody really want to eat it? Hell no! See, cooking is as much science as it is an art-form. A good chef has to work intuitively with his ingredients, but a great chef knows that there are four tablespoons in a quarter cup. Sure, that may sound like the absolute basics, but you'd be surprised how often world-class chefs forget it. But in the heat and hectic pace of a commercial kitchen, it's easy to freeze, freak out, and make stupid mistakes. If only you had a cheat-sheet! That may sound like a great idea, but with both hands full of hot pans, and bare flames everywhere, an inconvenient piece of loose-paper is a very very bad idea. What you need is something super convenient, with all the info you need as reference instantly available to you. How about an apron with all that reference material printed on it? How about we print it upside-down so you can read it while wearing it? I know. We think of everything.

Cheat Sheet Kitchen Apron

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Aperture Thermal Neck Wrap, to be used on moon expeditions in lieu of heated space suits. Instructions: Wrap the Thermal Neck Wrap around your face and neck to brave the sub-arctic temperatures of deep space and filter any moon dust that may enter your lungs if you accidentally stop holding your breath, which we strongly suggest you DO NOT DO. - Aperture Science Lunar Expedition Manual Remember, when the weather outside is frightful, the weather on the moon is anything but delightful. But never fear! Aperture Science equips their test candidates with only the best in economical safety devices. The Aperture Thermal Neck Wrap will keep you warm and toasty and filter out a non-zero amount of dangerous airborne particles should you wear it as a mask over your nose and mouth. Hooray for Science! Product Specifications 100% acrylic Going to the moon? Use this thermal neck wrap to handle the cold temps. In an office with cold temps... or chilly temperatures? Stay warm with this scarf! Warm & cozy neck wrapping device from your friend in Science, Cave Johnson Black & white on one side and white & black on the other Officially licensed Portal / Portal 2 gear Dimensions: Approx. 5.5 feet long x 6.75" wide

Aperture Thermal Neck Wrap

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Right. If you're checking out this shirt, you probably like corny chemistry jokes, so here's another for you: Two atoms walk into a bar. One atom stops and says to the other, "I think I just lost an electron." The second atom asks "Are you sure?" The first atom replies, "I'm positive!" *rimshot* A ring of ferrous ions (Fe+2) is printed in white on this raspberry, babydoll (fitted) shirt. Note that the color of this shirt is more pink than the unisex version.

Ferrous Wheel Babydoll

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Ever since we realized that sugar could be fermented into ethanol, the fun began. One of our earliest organic reactions became one that fueled our parties, our perfumes, our colorings, our medicines, and even our vehicles! But we're most concerned here with its psychoactive properties when a part of a delicious adult beverage. Whether it's a fruity wine cooler with barely any ethanol or high-proof spirits, we bow down to the first human to figure this bit of chemistry out. You are awesome and if you weren't dead, we'd buy you a beer. Remember that your favorite booze is all about the ethanol. This stainless steel flask is adorned with an ethanol molecule to remind you of just that. Please imbibe responsibly, okay? We kinda like having you around. Product Specifications Stainless steel flask adorned with an ethanol molecule Celebrate organic chemistry Isn't life better with - hic! - chemistry? Drink responsibly, okay? Know your limits. # Seriously, we mean it.

Ethanol Molecule Flask

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Now available in a convenient travel size ideal for Trade Shows, LAN parties, and, of course, Astronauts and International Spelling Bees! Plus it's *VERY* Cute Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? Are you one of those groggy early morning types that just needs that extra kick? Know any programmers who dont regularly bathe and need some special motivation? Introducing Shower Shock, the original and world's first caffeinated soap from ThinkGeek. When you think about it, ShowerShock is the ultimate clean buzz ;) It Works! Featured On... NBC CNN Good Morning America Washington Post Ripley's Believe It Or Not G4TV Your Bathroom! Shower Shock is an all vegetable based glycerine soap which does *not* contain any harsh ingredients like ethanol, diethanolamine, polyethylene glycol or cocyl isethionate. So it's a gently invigorating soap ;) Scented with peppermint oil and infused with caffeine anhydrous, each bar of Shower Shock Travel Edition contains approximately 4.5 servings/showers per 1.5 ounce bar with 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving. No, we're not kidding and no you don't eat it. The caffeine is absorbed through the skin... Have smelly co-workers that sleep in too much? Give them the gift of Shower Shock... For ingredients, click here.

Shower Shock Caffeine Soap Travel

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The human enjoyment of chocolate dates from before the time of the Olmecs, Mayans, Aztecs, Incans. More than 3000 years ago, folks in Mexico, Central, and South America discovered the joyous and healthful properties of the cacao plant. Alas, though, most of the things we know as chocolate today are processed so much with sugar and chemicals, that much of the healthy (and delicious) goodness of cacao is lost. Time to return to the past - the true roots of chocolate; time to taste chocolate as it was when Christopher Columbus (one of the first Europeans to ever sample the stuff) first had a sip of Aztec liquid chocolate. Get ready to take a journey through all-natural chemistry to a time when chocolate was chocolate. Get ready for the DIY Chocolate Bar Kit . It's pretty simple. What you'll get with each DIY Chocolate Bar Kit are pure, raw chocolate ingredients. No harsh chemicals - just cacao. And pure cacao has 3 times the levels of antioxidants as store-bought chocolate (and 2 times the levels as red wine). This is food chemistry on a delicious and mind pleasing level. And (we must say it again) healthy, as even the sweeteners provided in this kit are all natural and full of vitamins and good stuff like that. DIY Chocolate Bar Kit - magically brings back the wonder and joy of chocolate. For some simplified instructions, click here. DIY Chocolate Bar Kit Create your own decadent and delicious chocolate bar from pure dark chocolate. Free from refined sugar, dairy, additives, gluten and hydrogenated fats. Suitable for vegans. Suitable for diabetics (when consumed in moderation). Each kit contains enough ingredients for one mouth watering, old school, totally organic, lovingly delicious chocolate bar. Ingredients: Organic Cacao Paste - specially shipped from Ecuador. Organic Cacao Butter - wonderful smooth texture and incredible health properties. Organic Agave Nectar - twice as sweet as refined sugar, yet low G.I. (glycemic index). The highest quality sweetener on the market. Includes: Organic cacao paste, organic agave nectar, organic cacao butter, bar mold, and instructions. Net Wt: 75g of chocolate Package Dimensions: approx. 5.9" x 3.1" x 1.2". Chocolate Bar Dimensions: approx. 5" x 2.5" x 0.25" (varies slightly based on how good you are at squeezing the chocolate out of the bag).

DIY Chocolate Bar Kit

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After a long day of analyzing blood spatter and a long evening of murder, you deserve a nice cold drink. Maybe a beer? Or a soda? Some milk and cookies? Oooh, or a milkshake. Of course, that would involve the blender. Not sure that's clean after last time we used it... Peel that plastic wrap off last night's leftovers, and while they're microwaving, pour yourself a nice cold beverage in one of your very own Dexter Pint Glasses. This set comes with four pint glasses, emblazoned with the Dexter logo. Product Specifications Set of 4 pint glasses from the Showtime hit, Dexter Each holds 16 ounces of your favorite post-murder brew Emblazoned with the Dexter show logo Love your glasses: Hand wash to keep artwork looking great longer Officially licensed Dexter collectibles

Dexter Pint Glass Set

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This shirt was a "duh" moment for us. While working on the Marie Curie heroine shirt, we were struck by her description of their work with radioactive chemicals in the dark. One of our joys was to go into our workroom at night; we then perceived on all sides the feebly luminous silhouettes of the bottles or capsules containing our products. It was really a lovely sight and one always new to us. The glowing tubes looked like faint, fairy lights. - Marie Curie Hey wait. We can make a shirt do that (without causing the wearer aplastic anemia). And so this shirt was born. The radium atom's electron shells are printed white on this black 100% cotton t-shirt. After a short charge in the light, the white ink glows in the dark.

Radium Shirt

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Ever try to use your iPhone or iPod Touch to read a recipe while you're in the kitchen? It's not easy, especially when the flour and butter start flying. Then you're trying to scroll down a bit and suddenly your phone hits a slick part of the counter and goes flying across the kitchen. Whoops! The MiniDock is great for internet chefs, but anyone who could use a dock that saves space will love it. What's brilliant about the MiniDock is its use of your Apple USB power adapter. Yank out the cord, you don't need it anymore! Then plug the MiniDock into the power adapter, and stick the adapter into the outlet. Voila! Your iPhone is perched at the perfect angle for viewing while it charges. Product Specifications Outlet dock for iPhone, iPod, or iPod Touch Works in tandem with your existing Apple USB power adapter Your iPhone/iPod sits upright in the MiniDock while it charges directly in the wall socket Frees up counter, table, or desk space Use your phone while it charges Great for reading recipes in the kitchen, or docking by your bedside table Contains space bumpers in three thickness to achieve the perfect fit for your device Note: Depending on your iPhone case, you may need to remove your case to dock your iPhone on the Mini Dock.

MiniDock for iPhone

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We're totally going to show our age by doing this in this format, but here goes. (What? You already know we played Pong.) Clues given by celebrity partner Betty White, naturally: "Hmm." "Burgers." "Tiddly-Winks." "A coin." "Your lid." "Angry Birds." Things you flip! Is it Things You Flip?!? *cue audience applause and Pyramid theme music* What do you win? Why this looooovely Angry Birds shirt, sure to make you the envy of your friends and neighbors. This black, babydoll (fitted) shirt features everybody's favorite, the red bird. And by "win" we mean you get to buy it. Cause we ain't giving it away. We got apps to pay for.

Angry Birds Flipping the Bird Babydoll

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We'll be honest here. We hadn't heard of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock until that episode of The Big Bang Theory. You could say that prior to that day we were traditional roshamboists. When we heard Sheldon explain how it works and why it's superior to your standard-grade RPS, we immediately paused the TV and went over to teh Intarwebs to do research. And indeed, we found the page by Sam Kass, the genius behind this version. His phenomenon must now be part of our life. However, none of us knew anything about this version of the game. So we ended up playing Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to figure out who had to write the copy for this shirt. It went a little something like this: Fearless Leader: "One, two, three, SHOOT!" Rules Lawyer: "What's that?" Free Thinker: "It's a zombie." Rules Lawyer: "There is no Zombie in Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock." Free Thinker: "Braaaaaainsssss." Rules Lawyer: "There are no Brains in Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock." Merchant Monkey: "Lizard and Spock have Brainnnnnnnsssss." Second Merchant: "Right. And Rock bludgeons Zombie into a small pile of blood, teeth, and hair." Free Thinker: "Awwww." Fearless Leader: "Are you two done? Okay. Again. One, two, three, SHOOT!" Rules Lawyer: *raised eyebrow* Free Thinker: "It's the Large Hadron Collider." The symbols for Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock in a circle (with arrows for reference on what beats what) on a blue, 50/50 cotton, polyester kids' shirt. Shirt color should be almost identical to the men's shirt, but will differ from either of the ladies' options. How the Rookies Play with Others Rock crushes lizard. Scissors decapitate lizard. Lizard eats paper. Lizard poisons Spock. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. Spock bends scissors.

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock - Kids

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Whenever we want a guaranteed laugh (or at least a unique view of the world by 2-D entities), we pop online and read xkcd. It's full of romance, science, complex mathematics, and geekiness - perfect! But sometimes we're in spots where we don't have internet access. What to do? Well, once we stop hyperventilating, we celebrate the fact that we carry around an offline version of xkcd. We've got a copy of xkcd: volume 0. xkcd: volume 0 is the first xkcd book! It features selections from the first 600 comics, including various author and fan favorites. It was lovingly assembled from high-resolution original scans of the comics (the mouseover text is discreetly included), and features a lot of doodles, notes, and puzzles in the margins. Get your copy of xkcd: volume 0 now, and make your brain (and funny bone) rejoice.

xkcd: volume 0

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There's a bit of the zombie apocalypse that hasn't been discussed much: drinking. Obviously, survival is the number one priority, but you have to eat and drink, too. And since the breweries will be closed, there will be a finite amount of good brew in the world. We bet that the good stuff will be gone first. Maybe someone will hide a cache of microbrew deep under the Earth, but for the most part, we'll be stuck with whatever is left at the liquor or grocery store. But don't fret, there aren't any zombies around other than the ones in books and on TV. This set of four pint glasses have zombielicious designs inspired by Robert Kirkman's comic series The Walking Dead. Drink up now, you never know when the zombie apocalypse is going to happen. When it does, you can bet your drink options are going to narrow down quickly. Here come the geeks! Product Specifications Serve your favorite brew in glassware inspired by The Walking Dead For fans of Robert Kirkman's popular comic series and the new AMC TV series Four designs: Rise & Feed Fresh Meat Dead Head Dead Rules Set of four, 16 oz pint glasses in a gift box

Walking Dead Pint Glass Set

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Did you know that Willie once had a job feeding fish? Yup. And on the first day, he found out feeding cheeseburgers to tetras was seriously frowned upon. After learning this important life lesson, Willie's made it part of his earthly mission to ensure that every animal gets exactly the right treats according to its particular dietary needs. So when Bailey the Mechanical Dog arrived at the MegaPlex there was some debate about exactly what we ought to feed the little mechanical poochie. The first thought was that we ought to feed him nuts and bolts, but ultimately it was decided that little Bailey would get a steady diet of coins and thus he transformed from Bailey the Mechanical Dog into Bailey the Mechanical Doggie Bank! The Bailey Mechanical Doggie Bank comes with a lovable little pooch based on the original Bailey from our story. He waits patiently for you to place a coin in his dish and then he happily gobbles it up and stores it away for later just like a real dog! Kids will love how excited Bailey gets when they place coins in his dish and they'll learn a valuable lesson about saving money too. Product Specifications For Ages 5 years and Up WARNING - CHOKING HAZARD - SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age Mechanical bank with animatronic pooch Requires 2 "AA" batteries (not included)

Bailey The Mechanical Doggie Bank

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Whether you're crawling out from under the hood of a car or up to your elbows in IDE cables and mobo offsets, you need a good sturdy work shirt to keep you clean (not to mention stylish). Every geek needs one of our new Geek work shirts, complete with nametag embroidery to show the world what you're all about. Not that you need to advertise it - the heatsink in one hand and your pda in the other pretty much seals the deal. Constructed of 4.25 oz. permanent press poplin weave - 65% polyester, 35% combed cotton, TouchTex dark blue fabric. This work shirt has 2 front pockets with button closures, a lined two-piece collar with permanent stays, 6 buttons on the front with a snap at the collar, and a soil-release fabric. A sewn-on patch reads "Geek" above the left side pocket in grey and white. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL XXXL Chest 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. 54 in. 58 in. Neck 14 1/2 in. 15 1/2 in. 16 1/2 in. 17 1/2 in. 18 1/2 in. 19 1/2 in.

Geek Work Shirt

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Summer is all about water balloon fights. If you have bad aim or didn't stockpile an adequate arsenal, soon you find yourself crouched by the hose, desperately trying to fill more balloons. That's when you realize that trying to fill a water balloon with a hose and then tie it up takes forever, especially if you're not coordinated or being fired upon by people who haven't run out of ammo. Curses! The Water Balloon Filler is here to make your battles more wet and wild. Fill and tie a water balloon in under 30 seconds. Once you get the hang of the easy, four-step method, you can fill and tie balloons at ten times the pace it would have taken you the old fashioned way. Faster ammunition creation is half the battle. (The other half, obviously, is knowing. Knowing what? We don't need to tell you.) Product Specifications For Ages 8 and Up WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD -- Children under 8 yrs. can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once. CHOKING HAZARD -- Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs. Simple & quick way to fill and tie water balloons Works with standard sized water balloons Four steps to a water balloon: Fill the balloon and loop over the top. While holding the neck of the balloon (make sure neck of balloon is under tool), proceed to spin tool counter-clockwise in a full circle. Slide end of balloon through slot until the end is resting in recessed slot. Quickly pull tool and balloon in opposite directions. Fill and tie a water balloon in under 30 seconds (faster when you have practice!)

Tie Not Water Balloon Filler

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With this shirt, you, too, can be a walking wanted poster for this most notorious of equines. And with art from Megan Lara, who wouldn't want to? Under the word "WANTED," it features the profile of the identified Thoroughbred of Sin against a field of two hammers and what looks like a wreath of acanthus leaves. Under the circle it lists his identifying traits: "Known for his iron hooves and terrible death whinny." The Bad Horse banner flies, with the inscription underneath reading "If spotted, contact Captain Hammer" and hastily scrawled beneath that "(The reward is my hammer.)" Captain Hammer. Not so much a fan of subtlety. Bad Horse Wanted poster printed in a golden yellow on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.

Wanted: Bad Horse

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Every Autobot has one thing in common. Not just an affinity to a good wax job (yes, even Grimlock likes him some wax), but also a rad sound system (even Grimlock has . . . ok, ATE one). And they sure like pumping out the best mix of the 80s you could ever imagine. But sometimes, Spike and Sparkplug and Chip like to take the tunes with them. That's why Optimus created these Transformers Earbuds. And also MP3 players. Transformers Earbuds are just perfect for rocking out quietly and showing your support for the giant transforming robots we all love. With a tangle resistant cord and base enhancement, these earbuds are ready to show the world that the Autobots rock your world. And don't think we don't know what you'll be listening to with your Transformers Earbuds. "You got the touch . . . you got the power . . . ." Transformers Earbuds Really sweet earbuds with Transformers icons on them. Available in Autobot only. No tangle cord design. Includes: Earbuds and 3 sets of different sized tips. Driver Unit: 8mm Impedance: 18Ω Sensitivity: 88db ± 3db Freq. Response: 20Hz - 20kHz Cord Length: (from tip of plug to tip of earbud) approx. 53" Plug: 3.5mm

Transformers Earbuds

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General William Tecumseh Sherman has been called "the first modern general." Not only was he a tremendous military commander, he also was very fertile (8 kids . . . dang). He was admired by many, including one of his lieutenants (and naturalist) James Wolverton, who named a Giant Sequoia after him. And that Giant Sequoia is now the world's largest tree. And guess what? Maybe you can grow one to rival General Sherman. Just get yourself a Grow Your Own World's Largest Tree kit. Each Grow Your Own World's Largest Tree comes with everything you need (well, minus the sunlight and water) to grow your own Giant Sequoia. The cool thing about Giant Sequoias is that they grow well in almost every climate, so it will definitely grow for you (actually guaranteed by the manufacturer). And here's the kicker: General Sherman (the tree) is believed to be between 2,300 and 2,700 years old, which means the tree you grow with your Grow Your Own World's Largest Tree kit could be around for thousands of years. Pretty sweet. Grow Your Own World's Largest Tree Everything you need to grow your own Giant Sequoia (Sequoiadendron giganteum). Giant Sequoias are the world's largest living thing. Grows well in almost any climate. Guaranteed to grow (any issues, just contact manufacturer). Includes: seeds, growing medium, little stones, a mini-greenhouse, and detailed instructions. Dimensions: Well, the packaging measures: approx. 5.25" tall, but the tree might grow (eventually) up to 300 feet tall!

Grow Your Own World's Largest Tree

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You have a busy lifestyle. You don't have time to be switching all your stuff from one purse to another to match your outfit and/or occasion. That's where these Superheroine Hinge Wallets come in. When you're doing your daily traipsing around, they fit comfortably into your standard purse as a wallet. When you go out for that night on the town, they double as a convenient clutch, which already has all your stuff in it. Slip a key in there, grab a phone, and you're ready to go. One minute it's a wallet; the next it's a clutch. Transmutation at its finest right there. These hinge wallets measure c. 7" x 4" x 1/2". They snap closed (or open) with a metal push lock. The outside of the Batman/Batgirl is a black polyurethane with silver sparkle and a gold Batman crest sewn on one side. The outside of the Wonder Woman is a steel blue polyurethane with pastel yellow stripes and stars and an oversized retro Wonder Woman logo on one side, the retro-ness emphasized by ink distressed to make it look like you maybe have had the wallet since the 70s. The wallets open to lay flat on one large hinge. The inside is polyester with two full-length pockets for bills and whatnot, a change pocket that has a zipper, and slots for five cards. The front card slot is see-through for ease of use and so that you can quickly prove that, actually, you are the droid they're looking for.

Superheroine Hinge Wallets

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Unicorns aren't something that you run into every day, and we recognize that even professional chefs can sometimes be stymied when preparing exotic meats. We here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ have put together the following chart to use as a guide when selecting unicorn meat. For instance, the front section, being the hardest working, benefits from most-heat cooking to produce the most tender hugs. We use only the finest cuts of Rainbow to make our exclusive Canned Unicorn Meat, available in 14 oz. and new family-sized 28 oz. cans. Unicorn meat diagram in white and two shades of pink (heliotrope and strawberry sugar wafer) on a black apron. Apron stats below. It's sparkly.

Prime Cuts of Unicorn Apron

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This watch is famous. Srsly, we wouldn't lie about something this important. Here's just a small snippet of the things it can do for you*: Gives the ability to gaze into the abyss and come face to face with the true nature of your being Enables you to experience reality in four dimensions like a Tralfamadorian Use your knowledge of blue oyster cult numerals to control the Eye of Sauron Flaunt your disregard for the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012 Suck the souls out of your enemies, leaving them empty shells of the losers they once were Experience the horror (the horror) of the heart of darkness or blue lights like Tron Be friended on Facebook by such famous wizards as Merlin, Gandalf, and Dumbledore (he's not dead!) Get you into top secret locations without top secret clearance Instantly assess whether someone believes in midichlorians Automatically harvest your Farmville crops, till your soil, and replant new crops instantly Checks into Foursquare for your location on all possible planes of existence Seriously, you'd better get your hands on this watch before we get a Cease & Desist from the Federation. This kind of technology just shouldn't be on the open market for any chucklehead to order and use. But we trust you nerds. At least, we trust you won't use your newfound powers to hurt us. Because you like us, right? Right. * Powers of the Abyss Watch only work if you are The One. If you are not The One, YMMV. Product Specifications Japanese-inspired blue LED touchscreen digital watch Gently touch the screen to display the time Touch and hold to enter time setting mode Blue & white LEDs encircle the mouth of the Abyss Black, snakeskin-textured leather band with buckle clasp Powered by 2 - CR2016 batteries (included) Longer-than-average battery life since the time only displays when you tap the watch! ThinkGeek is not responsible if the watch drives you crazy

Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch

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Every kitchen has an organization system for eating utensils. There's that boxy thing that goes in the utensil drawer and it has compartments for forks, spoons, knives, and other nomming devices. But when it comes to cooking utensils, it's a bit of a free-for-all. Maybe you have a big ceramic jar with serving spoons, spatulas, and salad tongs sproinging out of it. Or you have a colorful basket full of can openers, cheese graters, and corkscrews. Whatever your "system" of "organizing" your cooking implements, it's hardly organized. Or a system. But with the Click n Cook, digging around for the right cooking utensil is a thing of the past. Click n Cook is a modular spatula system that keeps all your essential utensils in one easy place. The set features a stainless steel storage block, a sturdy ergonomic handle, and five detachable spatula heads: a classic flat spatula, a long and flexible slotted spatula for cooking fish, an extra-wide slotted spatula for when you can has cheezburger, a flexible mixer for mixing brownie batter, and a slotted spoon for stirring pasta. Just snap the attachment into the handle, cook up a storm and release with a click of a button when you’re done. Organizing your cooking supplies has never been easier!

Click n Cook

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We find out in The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem that Sheldon knows Morse code ("I'm invoking the Skynet clause of our friendship agreement."). That means the three short taps in the triple-Penny-knock could be the S of "SOS." Or possibly he's hissing like a deflated bicycle tire. Or maybe it's an "s" like in "Pssssssst!" That works. That way the knock both performs the function of getting the intended recipient's attention and also communicating information about the nature of the conversation. Okay. Maybe not. One thing we do know for sure is you don't want to ignore him. Cause he ain't going away. "knock knock knock Penny! knock knock knock Penny! knock knock knock Penny!" in white on a black 100% cotton t-shirt. And also, it's in all caps but we didn't do that here because we didn't want to look like we were yelling at you. But you should feel free to yell at people reading your t-shirt. You might notice in the action shots that there was once a version that had "Penny!" first, but we got our vendor to tweak that and now everyone's happy. Except, perhaps, Penny.

Knock Knock Knock Penny! Shirt

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We raced across the finest retro gaming platformers to pluck these choice posies for your pixel-based enjoyment. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet is guaranteed to never wilt and is the perfect gift for the old-skool girl gamer in your life. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet looks great standing on a table or hanging on a wall and reminds everyone that our entire reality is only a highly detailed video game being played by omnipotent beings from the 4th dimension. Product Features Pixelated flowers make the perfect gift for your 8-bit Princess Never needs watering 3-D construction with 3 layers of depth Includes folding stand for solo display Holes in back for wall mounting Stands 13" high

8-Bit Flower Bouquet

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In the Zombie Board Game: Last Night on Earth, you'll take on the role of a small town Hero or become part of the zombie hoard and play against your friends to find out who will live and who will die. Will you know where to find weapons? Can you build a sturdy barricade? What do you do when the power goes out? If you get turned, can you effectively trap the survivors? Do you know which brains are the tastiest? If you can't answer these questions, then you need to prepare yourself with Last Night on Earth. Last Night on Earth comes with a modular board and five exciting scenarios so no game is ever the same. The mood will also be enhanced by the epic CD soundtrack that is included -- enjoy quality music while the zombies feast on your brains! Twenty-two highly detailed miniatures will come to life as the zombies chase down the high school quarterback or the nurse from the local hospital. Get the Zombie Board Game, and get ready for your Last Night on Earth.

Zombie Board Game - Last Night On Earth

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In the days of olde, when carriages were the newest mode of transportation, people used to do a bizarre thing. They would take these things called quills (and later, pens) and dip them in ink. Then, by scratching them across paper, a tangible version of an e-mail was created. This then had to be physically carried to the recipient before it could be read. Strange, we know. Well, now you can relive this pre-internet form of communication with this Olde Tyme Writing Set. Readeth on! Each Olde Tyme Writing Set comes in a rather pretty little box. Placed on your desk, it will instantly demand attention. Inside, you'll find seven interchangeable nibs, a bottle of ink, a wooden pen, and a feather pen. Just pick your nib, pick your writing implement, dip in ink, and go! With some practice, you'll be creating font-worthy letters and missives without having to type. The Olde Tyme Writing Set will let you introduce the present to the past and create a really fun future - one letter at a time. Olde Tyme Writing Set Compose beautiful letters by dipping an actual pen into actual ink. Two writing options: use the turned wooden pen handle or the feather - both with a brass quill tip. Includes: Wooden pen handle, Feather pen, seven interchangeable nibs, and a small bottle of ink. Ink Color: Burnt sienna. Dimensions: (pens measured without nibs) Wooden Pen: approx. 5.25" long. Feather Pen: approx. 8" long (natural variations may occur). Storage Box: approx. 10" x 3.5" x 2.5".

Olde Tyme Writing Set

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