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ThinkGeek :: Stuff for Smart Masses

“So let’s talk differential diagnosis here. Our patient is exhibiting: tingling in the fingers tremors / chills anxiety It could be an autoimmune disease or some peripheral vascular disease… or it could be that it’s the middle of winter and the patient forgot to wear a shirt. We can save this one! We have the technology. This shirt looks like you stole it from some unseen Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital gym locker room. Which is probably just what House would expect you to do if he didn’t have you busy breaking into a patient’s house for clues about his or her history. Or possibly over-stressing the patient to elicit a non-fatal symptom that’ll direct your diagnosis one way or another. Or possibly fatal. It is a hospital, after all. It’s one of the best places you can choose to die. The doctor to patient ratio in restaurants and on planes is severely lacking by comparison. “”Property of Princeton Plainsboro (Est. 1896) Teaching Hospital”" is printed in a black, distressed ink on a grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester shirt. The shirt is softer than our standard shirts.”
Property of Princeton Plainsboro
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ThinkGeek :: Stuff for Smart Masses

“S-mart has all the latest gear for your zombie hunting expedition. Get it all in one place. This year, shop smart. Shop S-mart! Babydolls. When you’re looking for a top-of-the-line decoy, turn to our realistic babydolls, located on aisle 22 in the toy department. Being as helpless as your standard DMV employee, babies are well-nigh irresistible to zombies. All zombies know babies offer easy access via the anterior fontanel. Lay some babydolls out in a field, and you’ll have zombies in no time. Helmets. You never know when you’re going to be focused on dressing a freshly-rekilled zombie and one shambles up behind you. It’s better to be safe than sorry. Boomstick. The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department…. Ash’s S-mart uniform (complete with complimentary bloodstains) printed all over a Carolina Blue, 100% cotton t-shirt. Under the S-mart logo, the nametag features label maker tape which reads “”HELLO, MY NAME IS (break) ASH (break) HOUSEWARES.”" The back has the Army of Darkness logo. NOTE: Because of how this shirt is printed it is likely that there will be some small gaps in the printing around the neckline. This is normal. If you don’t like the one you get, however, you’re welcome to return the unworn shirt for another one. Each will be unique.”
Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. Shirt
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ThinkGeek :: Stuff for Smart Masses

When, in the quest for the Holy Grail, King Arthur found himself surrounded by able bodied goodly Knights and yet rudderless, he sought out a legendary sorcerer. A man so fearsome, he could summon up fire without wood or tinder by merely pointing at cold dead stone. A wizard of such phenomenal power he could vanish in a flash of heat and smoke only to reappear leagues away! A enchanter so diabolical, he grows ram’s horns from his very bonce! There are some who call him… Tim. Tim the Enchanter, fearsome but wise, powerful but intelligent, mad but Scottish – it was he who directed Arthur King to the Cave of Caerbannog, where therein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedvere of Rheged proclaim the last resting place of the most Holy Grail. It was he who led them to the very cave where death personified in rodent form awaits with nasty big pointed teeth. O Tim, he knows much that is hidden. Quite. This hat fits a normal man’s head, and the curled rams horns are soft to avoid any untoward headbutting, blood, and tears.
Tim the Enchanter Headgear
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ThinkGeek :: Stuff for Smart Masses

“Science: We finally figured out that you could separate fact from superstition by a completely radical method: observation. You can try things, measure them, and see how they work! Bitches. The graph on the back of the shirt is data from the COBE mission, which looked at the background microwave glow of the universe and found that it fit perfectly with the idea that the universe used to be really hot everywhere. This strongly reinforced the Big Bang theory and was one of the most dramatic examples of an experiment agreeing with a theory in history — the data points fit perfectly, with error bars too small to draw on the graph. It’s one of the most triumphant scientific results in history. “”Science / It works, bitches.”" on the front with the COBE graph on the back in white on a green babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. The babydoll shirt is a slightly lighter green.”
Science Babydoll
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ThinkGeek :: Stuff for Smart Masses

“We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been “”do.”" It could have been “”perform.”" But no. It’s “”try.”" Which is so unsure. As a wise figure once said, “”Do or do not. There is no try.”" “”Stand back! I’m going to try science!”" with a little figure holding out a flask and a calculator in white on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt.”
Stand Back (Science)
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