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Posts Tagged ‘office’

postheadericon Beating Heart Stress Relief Pillow

ThinkGeek :: Stuff for Smart Masses

Beating Heart Stress Relief Pillow
“We’re no stranger to stress here at the ThinkGeek office. We toil night and day tortuously sorting through shiny new toys and electronics while we down loads of caffeinated beverages and try to select only the choicest gadget fruits to satisfy your discerning palette. Yep… it’s a tough job but we have these handy Stress Relief Pillows to help out. Clutch them to your chest and they vibrate with a special rhythmic heart beat to calm your nerves. We were skeptical at first, but found that they really do de-stress even the jaded amongst us. The amazing thing about My Beating Heart is that every time you turn it on, an entirely unique heartbeat rhythm is created. In fact, every rhythm itself gradually changes and subtly dances, algorithmically modeling the heartbeat in a deep meditative state. This isn’t a pre-recorded rhythm and this isn’t a “”heartbeat sound.”” This is a physical heartbeat that realistically changes over time. Our hearts naturally begin to dance and sync with the hearts of other we hold or hug. This is a phenomenon we have observed for ages. Hugging the Beating Heart a few minutes allows the calm and dreamy beat to relax the body, ease the mind, and cajoles the spirit”
Beating Heart Stress Relief Pillow
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postheadericon Geeky Wrapping Paper

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Geeky Wrapping Paper
“After years of toiling and desperation, our engineers at ThinkGeek Gift Labs ™ have finally invented something so unique and innovative, it perplexes even the brightest minds as to how global society might be impacted. We’ll explain it to you but if your brain explodes, we warned you. You see, we have taken the flesh of a tree, mixed it up with some water and other patented goos. Then we took both some organic and inorganic pigments and dissolved them into a solvent. We took those pigments and applied them to the top of the modified tree flesh using very specific and highly intelligent patterns, and then coated everything with a nice protective finish made out of a special liquid that contains a low percentage of pigment and dries to a nice luster. We then folded these new creations and packaged four to a package and are selling them to you at a very affordable price so that you can turn around and use them to cover up things you want to gift to other people so that they might be surprised in a controlled manner. Sheer brilliance! Currently, you can choose between these designs: Equations – Scientific equations hand-written on blue and white graph paper. Binary – Black paper with a terminal green font and ‘Wrapping Paper’ in binary written all across it. Zombies – Black paper with zombies in various states of gift-giving/receiving, including a brain wrapped up with a pretty red bow. Can Has – “”Can Has”” in LOLcat font (aka Impact) printed over and over on a wasabi green background. ChristmasBots – Light blue paper with the cutest little holiday robots you’ll ever imagine. And by cute we mean hella-nifty. Nondenominational – Dark blue paper in a traditional style emblazoned with “”Have a Satisfactory, Non-denominational Capitalist, Wintertime Gift-giving Season!”” Each pack of wrapping paper contains 4 sheets. Each sheet is 20″” x 30″”. Many trees *were* harmed to bring you these unique creations, but it was all in good fun so what can we do?”
Geeky Wrapping Paper
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postheadericon LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp

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LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
“Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate’s diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow. Well, while we don’t recommend all that for your office, there is something we can take from this story: colorful jellyfish are relaxing. This desktop tank holds three jellyfish which “”swim”” around the tank (thanks to a gently contrived current). In the top of the tank are 6 bright LEDs, which let you set the mood. You can either have them blend softly from one color to the next, or stop on your favorite color. Either way, the jellies are happy to frolic in their kaleidoscopic, quiet menace. And if one of your subordinates ever acts up, just remind him or her about the Blackbeard story…and let them know there’s room in your jellyfish tank for a hand or two. Sometimes threats are all you need. Arrrgh. Note: If you are having any troubles getting your jellies to swim about properly, remember to add just a few drops of liquid dish soap to the water as per the instructions. It’s the part that makes the magic happen. Thanks!”
LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
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postheadericon The Universe Chart

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The Universe Chart
This gorgeous print illustrates in detail the Milky Way, nearby superclusteras as well as nearby galaxies and then the cylindrical diagram of our solar system and Universe. Includes lots of detail and written facts to put it all into perspective. 20 x 31 inches. Laminated poster.
The Universe Chart
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postheadericon Electromagnetic Radiation Spectrum Poster

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Electromagnetic Radiation Spectrum Poster
“This poster graphically portrays all known ranges of EMR including gamma rays, X-rays, ultraviolet light, visible light, infrared, microwaves, radio waves (ULF, VLF, LF, MF, HF, long, short, HAM, VHF, UHF, SHF, EHF), cosmic microwave background radiation and brain waves, all organized by octaves. The audio frequency spectrum is also included. Descriptions are included for all ranges and properties of EMR including reflection, refraction, LASER, television, gravity waves, emission and absorption. There is also a handy chart of SI unit prefixes ranging from yocto to yotta. Very detailed and visually stimulating poster perfect for cube, den or dorm. Full size 1200dpi, professionally printed posters on 100lb glossy paper suitable for framing. The size of the poster is 24″” x 36″”.”
Electromagnetic Radiation Spectrum Poster
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