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“The Super Bowl is a great excuse to get together with friends or coworkers (not necessarily mutually exclusive) to watch the big screen, yell loudly, and eat nachos. If you’re a football fan on our site, you can do the math. There’s a 1 in 16 chance that your team is going to be playing in the Super Bowl. (And if you’re not a football fan, it’s an even smaller chance.) If you don’t have the right jersey for the occasion, might we humbly suggest another option for your fan gear on gameday? Pick up this jersey for our favorite “”wide receiver.”" Get it? HTTP? Wide receiver? The numbers even work out. You’re guaranteed to get a laugh out of your fellow geeks at the party and your attire will fit right in. The number 80 and the Sockets “”team logo”" in black and white on the front of a thick, polyester silver jersey with white and black sleeve stripes. The back has HTTP in the player name slot and the number 80 writ large beneath. Note: To avoid the following scenario, we have included photos of Bacon Salt Merchant (in an XL) and T-Shirt Girl (in a Small) wearing the jersey. The grid below displays the intended wearer’s measurements, not the shirt’s. Sheldon: “”Is that what you’re wearing to watch football over at Penny’s?”" Leonard: “”What’s wrong with a football jersey?”" Sheldon: “”Nothing. That, however, appears to be a football cocktail dress.”" – “”The Cornhusker Vortex,”" The Big Bang Theory S M L XL 2X Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in.”
Port 80 Football Jersey
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ThinkGeek :: Stuff for Smart Masses

“So let’s talk differential diagnosis here. Our patient is exhibiting: tingling in the fingers tremors / chills anxiety It could be an autoimmune disease or some peripheral vascular disease… or it could be that it’s the middle of winter and the patient forgot to wear a shirt. We can save this one! We have the technology. This shirt looks like you stole it from some unseen Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital gym locker room. Which is probably just what House would expect you to do if he didn’t have you busy breaking into a patient’s house for clues about his or her history. Or possibly over-stressing the patient to elicit a non-fatal symptom that’ll direct your diagnosis one way or another. Or possibly fatal. It is a hospital, after all. It’s one of the best places you can choose to die. The doctor to patient ratio in restaurants and on planes is severely lacking by comparison. “”Property of Princeton Plainsboro (Est. 1896) Teaching Hospital”" is printed in a black, distressed ink on a grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester shirt. The shirt is softer than our standard shirts.”
Property of Princeton Plainsboro
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ThinkGeek :: Stuff for Smart Masses

“S-mart has all the latest gear for your zombie hunting expedition. Get it all in one place. This year, shop smart. Shop S-mart! Babydolls. When you’re looking for a top-of-the-line decoy, turn to our realistic babydolls, located on aisle 22 in the toy department. Being as helpless as your standard DMV employee, babies are well-nigh irresistible to zombies. All zombies know babies offer easy access via the anterior fontanel. Lay some babydolls out in a field, and you’ll have zombies in no time. Helmets. You never know when you’re going to be focused on dressing a freshly-rekilled zombie and one shambles up behind you. It’s better to be safe than sorry. Boomstick. The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department…. Ash’s S-mart uniform (complete with complimentary bloodstains) printed all over a Carolina Blue, 100% cotton t-shirt. Under the S-mart logo, the nametag features label maker tape which reads “”HELLO, MY NAME IS (break) ASH (break) HOUSEWARES.”" The back has the Army of Darkness logo. NOTE: Because of how this shirt is printed it is likely that there will be some small gaps in the printing around the neckline. This is normal. If you don’t like the one you get, however, you’re welcome to return the unworn shirt for another one. Each will be unique.”
Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. Shirt
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ThinkGeek :: Stuff for Smart Masses

“Some say cooking is an art form – that recipes are merely guidelines to what makes food delicious. You’ve seen it on TV: a porcine chef sweating enthusiastically over a steaming pot of jambalaya, while tossing fistfulls of spices and shouting “”Wham!”" (or something more trademark-friendly). Chefs like that are good at what they do – they have a feel for cooking, but good food isn’t art. It’s science! What makes food delicious? Is it taste-receptors in the tongue? Can it be that all that makes food delicious is the molecular switching between guanosine diphosphate and guanosine triphosphate bound states on a G protein? Clearly that’s a load of crap. Everybody knows G proteins only relate bitter and sweet tastes. We still have salty, sour and umami to cover. All told, the five recognized “”basic”" tastes – sweet, salt, sour, bitter, umami – are chemical processes. Ions here, receptors there, when all balanced out create these wonderful flavors. Any chemist knows that absolute precision is required when working with chemicals. An extra mole here or there and what had been a delightfully exothermic bubbling beaker is a melted lump of glass and a trip to the eyewash station. Why shouldn’t cooking be the same? A new generation of chef-chemists have risen to take back the pinch, smidgen and fistful. They understand that an acidic fluid, when mixed with sodium alginate and dropped slowly into a bath of calcium chloride solution will create wonderful little spheres that pop in your mouth like caviar. Chill an agar infused liquid in a silicon tube and now you’ve got spaghetti. Mix soy lecithin in sauce and whip it into a light and delicious foam. All this science is available to your next culinary project with our Molecular Cuisine Starter Kit. This fantastic tin box contains everything you need to get started in spherification, thickeners and foaming agents. Not only the chemicals – agar, sodium alginate, calcium chloride, carrageenan, ascorbic and citric acid, and sodium bicarbonate – but all the equipment too! A syringe, pipettes, silicon tubes, measuring spoons and a non-reactive spoon. Included in the kit is also a booklet featuring six spectacular recipes for some amazing new cuisine. If you’ve ever wanted to give Molecular Cuisine a try, here’s a perfect start. Once we whet your appetite, though, we can’t be held responsible for weight gain, flavor overload, or an obsessive need to measure things down to the microgram.”
Molecular Gastronomy Starter Kit
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When, in the quest for the Holy Grail, King Arthur found himself surrounded by able bodied goodly Knights and yet rudderless, he sought out a legendary sorcerer. A man so fearsome, he could summon up fire without wood or tinder by merely pointing at cold dead stone. A wizard of such phenomenal power he could vanish in a flash of heat and smoke only to reappear leagues away! A enchanter so diabolical, he grows ram’s horns from his very bonce! There are some who call him… Tim. Tim the Enchanter, fearsome but wise, powerful but intelligent, mad but Scottish – it was he who directed Arthur King to the Cave of Caerbannog, where therein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedvere of Rheged proclaim the last resting place of the most Holy Grail. It was he who led them to the very cave where death personified in rodent form awaits with nasty big pointed teeth. O Tim, he knows much that is hidden. Quite. This hat fits a normal man’s head, and the curled rams horns are soft to avoid any untoward headbutting, blood, and tears.
Tim the Enchanter Headgear
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